F*ck one, Marry one, Kill one. GO!
 

Since the start of this was never split into it's own thread and I'm very bored and dragging ass at work today. I'll make this epic thread that will hopefully have a nice long life.

Lady Gaga, Snookie, Susan Boyle.

**** Snookie, you know she can throw down, marry Gaga since she got dat cheddah coming in and kill Susan Boyle since I have no clue who she is.


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Zoe Saldana, Salma Hayek, Rosie O'Donnell.

You don't know Susan Boyle? Even if you see her pic?

Nope.

And it looks like my original choices were correct after seeing her.


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She was a gigantic story both here and in the UK. Ugly bitch with an amazing voice that went on to "live the dream". Very nice lady, but ugly as hell. She is probably the least deserving to die. But also the least f*ckable. Not really rich enough to warrant marriage. So while I'd get the least amount of joy out of killing her, it's be tough. Lady Gaga is clearly the most deserving to die and would give me the most joy. But she is also the richest and she is pretty unbangable herself, that is also one ugly bitch.
So I guess I'd be forced to **** Snookie, marry Susan since she is wealthy enough to keep me happy and kill that stupid bitch Lady Gaga.

Fuk Snookie, marry Gaga, then kill susan.

That's cheating. You had your chance to kill Rosie the first round of this game. Salma and Sofia Vergara are goddesses.

**** Lady Gaga, then kill her...then marry her. Did i do this right?

This somehow reminds me of Side Show Bob and Selma. Why did I click on this thread...lolz! This is twisted.