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Old 04-21-2006, 12:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Chuck Norris Facts
Well, theyre just funny. Yes played out, but theyre good.

If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.


My favorites:
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

Im not sure what it is, but i get a good chuckle out of them.

Does anyone know how this all started?
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Old 04-22-2006, 04:24 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hahaha. SOunds like the chuck Norris ones.

Chuck Norris made the earth...Then leased it to god.

Chuck Norris can knock down mountains with one kick!

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Old 04-24-2006, 10:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a gun under his pillow, he sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands once, now it just called the Islands.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting he goes killing.
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Old 04-25-2006, 03:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a gun under his pillow, he sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting he goes killing.

Awesome...
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At night, the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas not the other way around.

Chuck Norris once impregnated a whole convent of nuns. They gave birth to the 1962 Miami Dolphins, the only team in history to go untied and undeafeted during the regular season.

Chuck Norris actually died in 1995. Death is just too scared to tell him.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC for copyright infringment. He claims Law & Order are the names of his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, he has no chin. It's just another fist.

Outer space exists because it doesn't want to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

The Soviet Union collapsed after watching The Delta Force marathong on cable.
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When Chuck Norris gives blood, he just asks for a gun and a bucket.
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Jesus can walk on water... Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus..
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Jesus can walk on water... Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus..

haha.. oh well.. yes i feel guilty for laughing
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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