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**JuggNuttz** · 03-12-2009, 11:16 PM

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/03/fr...room_toy_g.php

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Now I'm not saying there's not a place for reciprocating saws in the bedroom, I'm just saying if you do decide to get freaky with a power tool, TAKE THE BLADE OFF FIRST. Do not, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES (except really, really dire ones) just ram a fake wiener on the existing blade. Because then you'll end up like this poor lady.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.

Trying something new -- I'll say! When I think 'trying something new' I think a clean sock or sitting on my hand for awhile, not power tools. Although....

MEDIC!

i soooo wanna check out the damage that was done.... seriously...

**CornbreadBB** · 03-12-2009, 11:21 PM

Shit, for some reason I was expecting a video...okay now she'll be able to give birth much more easily.

firefly123 · 03-12-2009, 11:46 PM

I also expect a video...Cornbread,you are right....She will be able to give birth easily

Negative1 · 03-12-2009, 11:59 PM

I think a review of the video

is in order.

Cept only this time you can pretend it's a chick.

Edited for censory guidance.

**CornbreadBB** · 03-13-2009, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Negative1

I think a review of the video One Guy One Jar is in order.

Cept only this time you can pretend it's a chick.

No, nothing calls for that. (I only know of it because Dontazo posted it...I swear

) The dude broke you know what in his thangthang. Nothing compares to that. BAHHH!!! I DONT EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT! AT LEAST WITH GIRLS YOU ARE SUPPOSED SHOVE JUNK IN IT..well unless you are Gay, than it makes sense, I guess.!

**ZZtigerZZ81** · 03-13-2009, 12:44 AM

i could have gone without having the play-by-play of the guy and jar thing. I never even heard of that, but was not even intrigued a little when Neg1 posted about it.

That poor dude isn't going to be getting any action from roast beef poon in a while.

Negative1 · 03-13-2009, 12:49 AM

Well ZZ, I think Cornbread saved you from doing something horrible that would haunt you forever.

But I really wouldn't mind seeing photo's of that chick's accident.

**ZZtigerZZ81** · 03-13-2009, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Negative1

Well ZZ, I think Cornbread saved you from doing something horrible that would haunt you forever.

But I really wouldn't mind seeing photo's of that chick's accident.

Oh no....no desire from me to see that video at all. Based on only your description of it and the context of this thread.