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04-15-2009, 02:33 AM
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Why you shouldn't be alive right now Thread
This thread is dedicated to the time when you stared death in the eyes, but death blinked. Why should you not be alive today?
I'll start. In college in Arizona, I was going home for a party at like, 2 AM. I was 18 so and waaaaaay to drunk, my roommate was too, and he drove us home. We get half way there, then my roommate stops paying attention because my best friend convinced him to fall asleep at the wheel as a joke. We slammed hard into a parked car in a parking lot of walmart. We started out in the street.
To this day, 1 year later, he still can't have or drive a car.
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04-15-2009, 03:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Spoken812
This thread is dedicated to the time when you stared death in the eyes, but death blinked. Why should you not be alive today?
I'll start. In college in Arizona, I was going home for a party at like, 2 AM. I was 18 so and waaaaaay to drunk, my roommate was too, and he drove us home. We get half way there, then my roommate stops paying attention because my best friend convinced him to fall asleep at the wheel as a joke. We slammed hard into a parked car in a parking lot of walmart. We started out in the street.
To this day, 1 year later, he still can't have or drive a car.
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Arizona? You go/went to ASU? I have only one thing to say to you my friend... and that is dos gringos!
Also I rolled a car a few years back going really fast.
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04-15-2009, 03:16 AM
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Originally Posted by xeberus
Arizona? You go/went to ASU? I have only one thing to say to you my friend... and that is dos gringos!
Also I rolled a car a few years back going really fast.
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Not ASU, UAT. I was very close to ASU though, like a 10 minute or so drive. I went to their parties though 
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04-15-2009, 03:46 AM
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i have so many snomobile and 4-wheeler accidents..... there is not one story........ i have too many..... besides doing shit on the farm and beibng drunk and driving.... i dunno how im still alive......
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04-15-2009, 09:16 AM
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This thread would be an emo paradise  .
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04-15-2009, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Evil Ira
This thread would be an emo paradise  .
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haha, no kidding.
Well one time I was in Australia and got chased by kangaroos. They probably wouldn't have killed me but it would've hurt.
The same day, though, I was doing a little rock climbing and jumped over a chasm (with a pretty decent drop) and slipped. Fortunately, I caught on to a rock and held on. Phew.
Another time (similar situation, same country), I was climbing around on a rock face that fell to the ocean. Then a rock gave way beneath me and I fell. I rolled for a bit, pretty sure I was gonna die, when my backpack got lodged in a crevice. It was kind of ridiculous and I stopped climbing around by myself after that.
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04-15-2009, 10:56 AM
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When I was a younger idiot (3 weeks ago) I didn't realise how drunk I was and instead of making the turn to go on to the street, I just went straight into the woods. I popped all four tires and my bumper fell off. I was good though because I just had Wendy's.
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04-15-2009, 11:22 AM
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I once looked WAND in the eyes.
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04-15-2009, 12:05 PM
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MMA Fanatic
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i almost drowned when i was younger im suprised im not scared of water or anything
oh and then theres a few times when ive gotten way too drunk and blacked out for 7+ hours and all my mates were checking my pulse nonstop to make sure i wasnt dead haha
but then again i havent learnt my lesson i still abuse alcohol 
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04-15-2009, 12:13 PM
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Lightweight
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I accidentally smashed through a glass door and got a good slice up my left arm. It ran right along the artery, about a milimeter or so away, but didn't cut it. The ER couldn't believe it and actually called a psych counselor cuz they thought it was intentional.
then two summers ago, I was surfing and (I'm really bad...) I fell and the fin rand over my LEFT forearm. it got sliced (no stitches) but it just reminded me that I should take life easier...
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