Oh what the hell... I guess I'll partake in this nonsense just because it's funny.
First time I got suspended was when I was in pre-school. Yep, that's right... pre-school lmao. This little boy was a jerk and stole my toy while we were outside for 'recess.' Little miss me didn't like that one bit so I go and grab a big ol' stick and whack him across the head with it lmao. The teachers called my mother and told her to come pick me up and that I wasn't allowed back to 'class' again for a week. I guess I've never liked men messing with me hahaha. Better watch yourself Don.
The other time I got suspended was when I was in the 9th grade. This little 'you know what' who was supposed to be my friend decided that she wanted to try and steal my boyfriend at the time, mistake on her part. So one day during the lunch period I go and find her. Starts off like a typical girl fight, screaming and name calling... you know. The little brat tried to take a swing at me so I grabbed her arm and twisted it back to her, grabbed her by the back of her head and slammed her face into my knee. Then I picked her little a$$ up and threw her against the brick wall then proceeded to beat the crap out of her. Of course all the kids around start yelling "fight, fight!" and everyone comes running. School security guards came and ripped me off of her and took me to the office lol. I ended up getting suspended for a month. 2 weeks out of school suspension and 2 weeks in-school suspension where I had to sit in this class room all day long and do nothing, say nothing and not allowed to so much as sneeze. It wasn't fun I tell you but dangit, she learned her lesson. Just don't mess with me or anyone I care about and you're fine... otherwise, run.