[swpthleg]

Originally Posted by shatterproof

yeah, they come in two scents. Desperation, or Desperation and Cigarettes.

Oh boy. Oh, boy. That was my fix of pure gold for the day.

[shatterproof]

Ah, another woman happily served. Hah. (joke drum roll? anyone? *crickets*)

[swpthleg]

I usually smell like a beauteous mix of Walter Mitty Fantasies and Occasional Win.

Srsly, I keep hearing they smell like coconut, that makes me think of accelerator for the tanning beds.

I'd recarpet my entire house. No, that is not a euphemism.

[ZZtigerZZ81]

Originally Posted by swpthleg

I usually smell like a beauteous mix of Walter Mitty Fantasies and Occasional Win.

Srsly, I keep hearing they smell like coconut, that makes me think of accelerator for the tanning beds.

I'd recarpet my entire house. No, that is not a euphemism.

I have never smelled one that smells like coconut...they usually just smell fruity and have that sex like scent that is going on after about 10 minutes of foreplay, heavy makeout sessions, oral, and/or intercourse.

You know the scent. The good ones do at least. The ones that smell like other crap can stay away from me.

[Darkwraith]

Originally Posted by ZZtigerZZ81

I have never smelled one that smells like coconut...they usually just smell fruity and have that sex like scent that is going on after about 10 minutes of foreplay, heavy makeout sessions, oral, and/or intercourse.

You know the scent. The good ones do at least. The ones that smell like other crap can stay away from me.

Damn...since you brought it up, you're right they do smell like that...

[shatterproof]

Well, havin' dated my share of peelers i'll let you guys in on a little secret...

they smell like cheap body spray. Floral, fruit, cocconut, etc. They all use it by the case load, covers the smell of smoke and sweat and (at least according to one) supposedly makes them smell like they just came out of a shower. Trick of the trade?

but under all the perfumes and imitation fruit chemicals, sure, the cheap low class ones might smell of stale sex and smokes... but no matter the room the real scent of a stripper remains the scent of desperation.

[joshua7789]

"i tell ya what id do if i had a million dollars, two chicks at the same time"

[name goes here]

I bought my dog a chew toy to keep her queit, turns out it was some sort of stretched bull penis - aargh, the smell: Cock, Caaawwwk, ugh. Thats what I imagine whore smells like. (Actually I have been by whore, but I had other things on my mind than sniffing)

[swpthleg]

Originally Posted by shatterproof

Well, havin' dated my share of peelers i'll let you guys in on a little secret...

they smell like cheap body spray. Floral, fruit, cocconut, etc. They all use it by the case load, covers the smell of smoke and sweat and (at least according to one) supposedly makes them smell like they just came out of a shower. Trick of the trade?

but under all the perfumes and imitation fruit chemicals, sure, the cheap low class ones might smell of stale sex and smokes... but no matter the room the real scent of a stripper remains the scent of desperation.

Coconut! I knew it!!

There must be one that smells like Bath & Body Works moonlight path hand soap, b/c once a guy at our house washed his hands with it and came out of the bathroom saying that soap smelled like a clean stripper.

[coldcall420]

Originally Posted by shatterproof

Well, havin' dated my share of peelers i'll let you guys in on a little secret...

they smell like cheap body spray. Floral, fruit, cocconut, etc. They all use it by the case load, covers the smell of smoke and sweat and (at least according to one) supposedly makes them smell like they just came out of a shower. Trick of the trade?

but under all the perfumes and imitation fruit chemicals, sure, the cheap low class ones might smell of stale sex and smokes... but no matter the room the real scent of a stripper remains the scent of desperation.

Meanwhile 5 mins ago some dude just blew his load all over her and sheused that scente wet wipe to clean it off then its on to the next...Strippers....you gotta love em.....

Originally Posted by swpthleg

Coconut! I knew it!!

There must be one that smells like Bath & Body Works moonlight path hand soap, b/c once a guy at our house washed his hands with it and came out of the bathroom saying that soap smelled like a clean stripper.

Clean stripper = oxymoron