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11-13-2009, 11:39 PM
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Clowns will eat me
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Cox's Creek, KY
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Best Phishing email I have gotten in a while...I'm DEAD!!
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Dear:Beneficiary,
We received an email that you are dead and you asked one Mr. Peterson Rick to come and claim your funds related to your compensation funds $800.000.00 United State Dollars that has been with us since two weeks now and he has also agreed to pay for the fund release charges of US$100.
So I am writing you to know if you are DEAD OR ALIVE!, if you do not reply back before 48hrs we will have no other alternative than to believe that you are truly dead according to Mr. Peterson Rick. And if you are still alive you can get back to me as fast as you can or you can call me on my phone take note that every thing has been paid for it is just for the fund release fee that this Mr. Peterson Rick has agreed to pay for, if you refuse to get back to us am afraid we shall give the fund transfer to him and collect the money from him that means that he is right that you are dead and you asked him to come and claim the funds on your behalf.
WE HAVE WITH US A SCAN COPY of the SECRET PHOTO SHOT WE SNAPPED HIM and his FRIEND THE DAY HE CAME TO OUR OFFICE TO TABLE TO OUR OFFICE THAT YOU ARE DEAD,IF YOU NEED IT, WE CAN SCAN IT FOR YOUR VERIFICATION PURPOSES.
Please you should know that you are to kindly notify me if you are still alive and ready to claim your winning funds and also Let us know if you are willing to pay the needed Charges US$100. Send down an attached to this Message with your I.D card Copy in order for us to know that you are alive and kicking.
You can send kindly scan and email it to me together with your details.
Mr William Freeman.
Email: *********
Tel: TEL:***********.
Please you are advice to stop all further Contact from any body you have been dealing with regarding any Transaction.Please take note that you have been given just 48hrs to get back to us so that we can know if you are alive, and fill the Information Below.
Name:
Phone Number:
Fax:
House Address:
Age:
We await your swift response in regard to this news we received from Mr. Peterson Rick.
Truly Yours.
Mr.William freeman.
Tel: *********
Fund Release Department
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This has got to be the best one I have gotten ever...I better send them my personal info and some money so they don't think I am dead!!!! 
Damn you Mr. Peterson Rick for making them think I am dead!
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11-14-2009, 12:35 AM
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Heavyweight
Join Date: Apr 2009
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Whoa, drunk and misread the shit out of that.
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11-14-2009, 12:46 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: See that guy over in the window, with the binoculars?
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Originally Posted by Darkwraith
This has got to be the best one I have gotten ever...I better send them my personal info and some money so they don't think I am dead!!!!
Damn you Mr. Peterson Rick for making them think I am dead! |
Just to be certain that you are indeed alive maybe you should send me some money as well, you can never be to careful you know and Im sure your family will appreciate the peace of mind that comes with confirmation that you are indeed alive.
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11-14-2009, 12:51 AM
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Gabba Gabba Hey
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Pensacola, FL
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If you're alive, you should thank them monitarily for reminding you, on the other hand if you are dead at least you lived long enough to enjoy Chuck on Dancing with the stars. 
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thanks for the sig, limba
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11-14-2009, 06:42 AM
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Megaweight
Join Date: Jul 2008
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I want secret photo naow!
You should has left the number so I can call and tell him that I am indeed dead.
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11-14-2009, 10:54 AM
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Clowns will eat me
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Cox's Creek, KY
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Well, I am pretty sure I am alive so i guess I will keep my money and just let my family wonder if I am going to show up for Thanksgiving in corporeal form..
And Cornbread I can send you the phone and address if you want, I just didn't want to be responsible for handing it out to people who may not see the joke...I KNOW YOU won't be handing any money out any time soon lol
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11-14-2009, 11:14 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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Originally Posted by Darkwraith
Well, I am pretty sure I am alive so i guess I will keep my money and just let my family wonder if I am going to show up for Thanksgiving in corporeal form..
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You would be inconsiderate and selfish like that wouldn't you. I mean how could you just cast the cares and concerns of you family aside for your own material wealth. For shame DW, for shame.
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11-14-2009, 11:15 AM
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Sexy as F
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Lawl... you should bait him, and reply without the required detals, frustrating him.
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11-14-2009, 12:45 PM
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Megaweight
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Originally Posted by Darkwraith
Well, I am pretty sure I am alive so i guess I will keep my money and just let my family wonder if I am going to show up for Thanksgiving in corporeal form..
And Cornbread I can send you the phone and address if you want, I just didn't want to be responsible for handing it out to people who may not see the joke...I KNOW YOU won't be handing any money out any time soon lol |
If you're not alive, it gotta be rigor mortis. Yesh PM me number and address....and I get it! I would never give them money because I have a goatee! YOU!!
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11-14-2009, 12:49 PM
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totally gnarly
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I've said it before but it deserves repeating, "Theres 3 guarantees in life, death, Fedor, and bitches be crazy" .
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Best Phishing email I have gotten in a while...I'm DEAD!!
