[Squirrelfighter]

Originally Posted by xeberus

oh yea... well 70% of prostitutes use a blackberry.. its the phone of choice among hookers.. is that what you are? >_>

HOOKER!

..also

how much?

...no!...

[K R Y]

He's cheap, but good.

[JuggNuttz]

Originally Posted by oldfan

Day 3 of the flu. I don't know what strain but I think it's the 400lb gorilla flu. can't keep anything down. so weak I couldn't open a pack of theraflu Had to find scissors. Both girls have it too but they're tougher than me. Mom had to stay home and take care of 3 babies today.

Originally Posted by vilify

That sucks dude.

I've been sick for almost a week myself. I thought I had a cold or flu but none of the meds I took worked. I ended up going to see a doctor yesterday and I have a sinus infection. My throat feels like its stuck together and I feel like shit

get yourself some Nong Shim ramyun spicy picante beef. its not that 10 cent cheap ramen college kids eat, its good stuff. but this stuff is wicked hot! i swear by it now when im sick, esspecially with the sinus and throat infection, its gonna burn double worse BUT! you should feel better later in the day, while your eating it i swear youll feel great (except for the excessive burning in your nose and throat lol) and be able to breathe better for a while.

[oldfan]

Originally Posted by JuggNuttz

get yourself some Nong Shim ramyun spicy picante beef. its not that 10 cent cheap ramen college kids eat, its good stuff. but this stuff is wicked hot! i swear by it now when im sick, esspecially with the sinus and throat infection, its gonna burn double worse BUT! you should feel better later in the day, while your eating it i swear youll feel great (except for the excessive burning in your nose and throat lol) and be able to breathe better for a while.

You first Peabody

[xeberus]

Originally Posted by Squirrelfighter

...no!...

pretty pls? with cherry on top?

[K R Y]

Originally Posted by JuggNuttz

get yourself some Nong Shim ramyun spicy picante beef. its not that 10 cent cheap ramen college kids eat, its good stuff. but this stuff is wicked hot! i swear by it now when im sick, esspecially with the sinus and throat infection, its gonna burn double worse BUT! you should feel better later in the day, while your eating it i swear youll feel great (except for the excessive burning in your nose and throat lol) and be able to breathe better for a while.

Whenever I'm sick I'll eat stupidly spicey foods as well. Cleans your sinus's right out and you feel far better afterwards. If the spice is too much, just down a glass of milk afterwards.

[M.C]

Originally Posted by xeberus

in times of need i pray to the forum for help. i know you cant see it but it has a force of its own. i once asked the forum to make it rain.. it immediately began to rain. but be careful doing such things.. "do not put the lord thy forum to the test" ~ mmaforum john-mcarthy chapter fifteen verse twenty five.

I do like that passage. You can't ask too much of the forum, as it will murder your whole family and village then say you were wrong for worshipping it when.. it told you to worship it... yeah, don't ask.

Personally, though, my favorite passage is the one made for the trolls on the board, which is mmaforum authoritah chapter six verse seventeen, when mmaf said "Watch ye therefore: for ye know not when the master of the house cometh"

Originally Posted by KryOnicle

Should hopefully be there for the next Strikeforce, UFC's I normally watch with my Father, he's really getting into it now He's been watching for around 3 years or so but lately he keeps asking me when so and so is fighting and when blah blah is defending his {insert weight here} title. Rather than 'want to watch that cage fighting?' haha.

End up goin for a swim? I haven't been in the ocean for years, which is terrible as I live between 5 minutes and 30minutes away fromsome amazing beaches.

Nice man, getting your dad into it is sweet. I got my mom into video games back when I was younger, and she's currently playing Fallout New Vegas the last I heard.

[Sugar-Free_LizaG]

Who else had a Valentines Day then that f*cking sucked?!!!

[M.C]

What happened liza?

[Sugar-Free_LizaG]

Originally Posted by M.C

What happened liza?

Well....

....was dumped earlier in the week, then came back from the gym tonight to be bombarded with texts and emails from desperate exes coked out of their heads looking for a valentines expreience....if you know what I mean.

Then I hear me ex is on facebook posting all kinds of lies and shit on facebook about me....she knows I don't even use facebook and wouldn't see it, but my flatmates did

this sucks pure shit!!!