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08-16-2011, 11:35 AM
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The Forum Drunk
Join Date: Apr 2007
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I was driving to work and I get behind this van, and he's going slow and that's okay I'm not in a hurry I have enough time to bang a prostitute and watch the new planet of the apes movie and still make it to work on time. Anyways on this hill that slopes down very slightly but is pretty long they start going 25mph.. It's a 55mph zone and I'm just riding the he'll out of my brakes. I think I'm in a fast car I'll just pass him really quick and I do. Well a little later on I'm going through a semi-residential zone and it's 40mph. I see in my rear view this guy in a van just hauling ass, I'm watching him so much so that I miss this cop hiding by a bush til it's to late I'm like 50 in a 40. Just about that time this van passes me going probably 70-75ish. The cop passes me shortly after, pulls the guy over as I'm passing I honk briefly they both look over I point at the guy and yell out "jackass" while laughing my ass off.
Wonder if he lucked out and just got a bunch of tickets or if they took em in
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08-16-2011, 11:41 AM
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#14102 (permalink)
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Middleweight
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Latvia
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Originally Posted by xeberus
I was driving to work and I get behind this van, and he's going slow and that's okay I'm not in a hurry I have enough time to bang a prostitute and watch the new planet of the apes movie and still make it to work on time. Anyways on this hill that slopes down very slightly but is pretty long they start going 25mph.. It's a 55mph zone and I'm just riding the he'll out of my brakes. I think I'm in a fast car I'll just pass him really quick and I do. Well a little later on I'm going through a semi-residential zone and it's 40mph. I see in my rear view this guy in a van just hauling ass, I'm watching him so much so that I miss this cop hiding by a bush til it's to late I'm like 50 in a 40. Just about that time this van passes me going probably 70-75ish. The cop passes me shortly after, pulls the guy over as I'm passing I honk briefly they both look over I point at the guy and yell out "jackass" while laughing my ass off.
Wonder if he lucked out and just got a bunch of tickets or if they took em in
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Well, you made me laugh...  |
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08-16-2011, 11:57 AM
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Flyweight
Join Date: Sep 2007
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Originally Posted by Rauno
Just found out my childhood best friend, the kid who i grew up with passed away a couple of hours ago. Although we didn't hang around anymore (people, friends change through time) i still feel like shit.
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Aww man, so sorry to hear that. Let me know if there's anything I can do |
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08-16-2011, 12:05 PM
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NO. 1 *BONER*
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: UK
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Originally Posted by xeberus
I was driving to work and I get behind this van, and he's going slow and that's okay I'm not in a hurry I have enough time to bang a prostitute and watch the new planet of the apes movie and still make it to work on time. Anyways on this hill that slopes down very slightly but is pretty long they start going 25mph.. It's a 55mph zone and I'm just riding the he'll out of my brakes. I think I'm in a fast car I'll just pass him really quick and I do. Well a little later on I'm going through a semi-residential zone and it's 40mph. I see in my rear view this guy in a van just hauling ass, I'm watching him so much so that I miss this cop hiding by a bush til it's to late I'm like 50 in a 40. Just about that time this van passes me going probably 70-75ish. The cop passes me shortly after, pulls the guy over as I'm passing I honk briefly they both look over I point at the guy and yell out "jackass" while laughing my ass off.
Wonder if he lucked out and just got a bunch of tickets or if they took em in
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I once did somethin similar.
Without the jackass part...
Funny 
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08-16-2011, 02:11 PM
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Kneel Before Christ!
Join Date: Sep 2008
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I come onto MMAF to see that BobbyCooper is entirely in red...
Never thought I'd see that.
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08-16-2011, 02:24 PM
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#14106 (permalink)
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Wales, Boyo!
Posts: 9,254
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Originally Posted by Roflcopter
I come onto MMAF to see that BobbyCooper is entirely in red...
Never thought I'd see that.
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Tip - Don't neg the wrong admins A few of them could turn me full red in one hit. Which makes the 'untouchable' title a bit inaccurate... |
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08-16-2011, 02:35 PM
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#14107 (permalink)
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Gone Hunting
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Gods country
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Originally Posted by KryOnicle
Tip - Don't neg the wrong admins A few of them could turn me full red in one hit. Which makes the 'untouchable' title a bit inaccurate... |
That's hilarious. He was negging everyone and told me he was going to turn me red if I didn't quit green repping him  |
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08-16-2011, 02:46 PM
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Roll Tide Roll
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: South West Alabama
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He got one last neg in with me......Kinda sad I picture him behind his computer like this
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08-16-2011, 02:46 PM
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Megaweight
Join Date: May 2010
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My return neg to bobby
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LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME WHY ISN'T ANYONE PAYING ATTENTION TO ME LOOK AT ME WHY AREN'T YOU LOOKING AT ME - Lithium is your friend
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08-16-2011, 03:48 PM
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Gone Hunting
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Gods country
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So he was negging everybody? Damn I felt special there for a second  |
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