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09-11-2011, 11:40 PM
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#14891 (permalink)
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Super Heavyweight
Join Date: May 2010
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LOL oh Tony Romo
go JETS
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09-12-2011, 02:29 AM
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#14892 (permalink)
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The Forum Drunk
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Originally Posted by G_Land
I've thought this over many times before. I've always held the ole sperm bank as a just in case I need some quick cash. But then I start thinking...not of the random children running around. If those people are so desperate to have a child they would go to a bank then I'm pretty sure they would be taken care of. What bothers me is say I settle down have 2 or 3 kids of my own......Badda Bing my sperm bank son meets my daughter...or vise versa....if the people having my sperm bank child doesnt tell him or her......... 
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this ^ times like five
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Originally Posted by SideWays222
I always wanted to do this but never found a place around here. Also i hear there is a hight requierment. My drivers license says 5.9 am i tall enough?
Any of you guys know of any places around San jose??? if you can find any for me i would appreciate it.
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I don't know anything about a height requirement. But they might require 5'10" etc, but they ask tons of questions. They test you for stds, and diseases that run in your family etc. I've donated 3 times. Each time was a 6month contract, I could donate 2-3 times a week at 65$ a pop. They don't pay anything up front, after 6months following the passing of another std test the cut you a check for a few grand. I think there are some other way to donate but none that ive used.
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09-12-2011, 03:24 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Wales, Boyo!
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Wet, cold, muddy, sweaty and my house stinks of wet dog. He's also a muddy dog. I have a muddy couch.
No rugby today, no MMA, no F1. It's raining and windy and generally horrible outside.
I have tea and PS3. I'm happy.
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09-12-2011, 03:29 AM
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Dexter Morgan
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Location: Ontario, Canada
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When I wake up I'll be heading over to the gym to start training again, I've decided I'm going to train for a fight. It's on my bucket list, I don't care if I lose, I don't care if I fail miserably, I want to be able to say I tried!
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09-12-2011, 03:29 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: California
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Message me on AIM, we'll chat it up or something. Bored as well.
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09-12-2011, 04:11 AM
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Location: Latvia
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Originally Posted by xeberus
I don't know anything about a height requirement. But they might require 5'10" etc, but they ask tons of questions. They test you for stds, and diseases that run in your family etc. I've donated 3 times. Each time was a 6month contract, I could donate 2-3 times a week at 65$ a pop. They don't pay anything up front, after 6months following the passing of another std test the cut you a check for a few grand. I think there are some other way to donate but none that ive used.
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They pay you a couple of grands for a donation? 
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09-12-2011, 04:34 AM
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All Around Nice Guy
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Originally Posted by xeberus
this ^ times like five
I don't know anything about a height requirement. But they might require 5'10" etc, but they ask tons of questions. They test you for stds, and diseases that run in your family etc. I've donated 3 times. Each time was a 6month contract, I could donate 2-3 times a week at 65$ a pop. They don't pay anything up front, after 6months following the passing of another std test the cut you a check for a few grand. I think there are some other way to donate but none that ive used.
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Yeah they have requirements. They would never allow a 5.4 guy to donate sperm. Parents dont want someone that short if they can chose their kids genetics.
- At least 5'9'' tall
- Between 19 and 38 years old
- Sexual partners are exclusively female
- Currently attending a four-year university, or,
already hold a bachelors or advanced degree
- Are in good health
- Legally allowed to work in the US
https://www.spermbank.com/cd_secure/...FUsaQgodfyAdwQ
Well this sucks cause im not currently attending college this year. FML. I wanna get paid to jerk off.
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09-12-2011, 08:13 AM
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Number 1 Nerf-Herder
Join Date: May 2010
Location: England
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Been working like crazy bastard for last 2 weeks. Barely posted. Feel I've missed out on all the MMA news and chatter. Its totally bogus.
Also, were supposed to be having a storm over here. Well?.....
Last edited by Tyson Fury : 09-12-2011 at 08:16 AM.
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09-12-2011, 08:17 AM
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#14899 (permalink)
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The Recipe
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Estonia
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Originally Posted by Tyson Fury
Been working like crazy bastard for last 2 weeks. Barely posted. Feel I've missed out on all the MMA news and chatter. Its totally bogus.
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There's been a lot of news these past 2 weeks. 
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09-12-2011, 09:14 AM
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#14900 (permalink)
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It's Hammer Time!
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Germany
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SideWays222
Yeah they have requirements. They would never allow a 5.4 guy to donate sperm. Parents dont want someone that short if they can chose their kids genetics.
- Sexual partners are exclusively female
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For some reason this made me laugh really hard.
I don't even know why, maybe it's just because it reflects the intolerance and bigotry of our society and my brain would rather laugh than cry about it.
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