Yea, but you have to keep in mind its 6 months worth of donating. So 65$ x 2/3 times a week x24 weeks. Then at the very end when you pass the std test they cut you a check. But if the place is on the way home from work etc you stop in look at some porn.. and you beat that meat like it owes you money... cause it does ;D
Go online, get a fake bachelors degree, jerk off, ?? , profit!!! lol you could always make about the same amount of money donating plasma. granted donating plasma is very hard on your body and takes a hard toll on your veins. Plasma donating aside, its no big deal if you cant donate sperm its no biggy its only a few grand for six months so its not a lot of money but it would go a nice distance in helping buy a new bike, hot tub etc
Well that website says they pay off every month. So i guess its pretty nice
I have found a sperm bank i easiley qualify for. Its about an hour away and they pay me 100 dollars per ejeculation and 500 dollars by completing the exit blood test.
Im so signing up in the next few weeks. Il be jerking off with a purpose...
Time to get paid for my load.
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Last edited by SideWays222 : 09-12-2011 at 04:56 PM.
I have found a sperm bank i easiley qualify for. Its about an hour away and they pay me 100 dollars per ejeculation and 500 dollars by completing the exit blood test.
Im so signing up in the next few weeks. Il be jerking off with a purpose...
Time to get paid for my load.
This is some goddamn bullshit. I go over there and tug it and i get a measley 65$.. but you go over there and get 35$ more for the same strokes. You get paid upfront... you get a bonus for not getting an std.. this is some bullshit ima take my dick and bottle of lotion and go on strike!
WHAT DO WE WANT?
MORE MONEY TO JACK OFF!!!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
NOW!
also **** tomato juice!!
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This is some goddamn bullshit. I go over there and tug it and i get a measley 65$.. but you go over there and get 35$ more for the same strokes. You get paid upfront... you get a bonus for not getting an std.. this is some bullshit ima take my dick and bottle of lotion and go on strike!
WHAT DO WE WANT?
MORE MONEY TO JACK OFF!!!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
NOW!
also **** tomato juice!!
Why dont you roll over to my future sperm bank and we help each other out??
We can maybe work something out??
If your down im down... We can maybe mix our semen and create the ultimate mma fan baby!! It will be posting on MMA forum at age 2!! and it will be throwing out insults i can only hope to come up with. I would be such a proud semen donator.
(Would it not be something if that is how semen actually worked??, sadly i think if we mixed our babies only my babies would make it. No way your seed ever outraces mine!!! ) im competitive even when it comes to my semen!! haha
Your semen would be ahead near the end and then my semen because its smarter would be like *Omg im dying, help!!!* and your semen would look back and forward and back and forward and then he would *Sigh* and turn around to help my semen make it. When your semen gets close though my semen would smerk (Like in my avy) and punch your semen right in the stomach. Then my semen would call your semen a sucker and your semen would respond with "You cheaterrrrrrr!" and my semen would say "If you aint cheating you playing win old friend!" and then make its way to the end. Then eventually the thing in my avy would be born and what a great day for mankind that would be.
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Last edited by SideWays222 : 09-13-2011 at 04:11 AM.
Isn't it weird though, that all of us one day were a tiny spermatozoon who fought it's way to ovum with million others? And people call themselves unlucky...
Isn't it weird though, that all of us one day were a tiny spermatozoon who fought it's way to ovum with million others? And people call themselves unlucky...
The way i see it.. that's survival of the fittest in its purest form. Even before we are born natural selection is already making sure its getting the strongest of its kind. All of us were already bad-asses from birth. A million sperms just like us all raced to be born and we were the strongest,quickest of our kind. You can say we are all winners since birth. Kind of reminds me of the movie "The One".
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