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06-06-2010, 02:32 PM
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#3931 (permalink)
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It's Hammer Time!
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Germany
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Originally Posted by Mirage445
Really hungover.
Went to a strip club last night for my brother's bachelor party....a stripper picked up a 5$ off my face with her gooch, it was neat.
I then washed my face for about 4 minutes.
My brother had a great night!
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What, did she have some sort of sticky substance down there like a flytrap or was is more like hook and loop fastener?
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06-06-2010, 04:16 PM
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Fruits & Vegetables
Join Date: Dec 2006
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My sense of smell was gone do to being in a car with 3 smokers for 45 minutes prior to arriving to the club, which looking at it now was probably a good thing, lol.
Hammer, she literally used the suction from her cha-cha. seemed like it anyway.
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06-06-2010, 09:54 PM
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#3933 (permalink)
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The Forum Drunk
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 9,438
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirage445
Really hungover.
Went to a strip club last night for my brother's bachelor party....a stripper picked up a 5$ off my face with her gooch, it was neat.
I then washed my face for about 4 minutes.
My brother had a great night!
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Awww the good ole days. I remember do that every other weekend ><
Keep living it up bro!! There are a lot of us guys that are as dead inside as those strippers, its to late for us. I'm sure your brother will understand what im talking about soon enough.
@UrbanBounca
Man two years is a long time. I don't mean to tell you what to do, but it is your life and you don't have to be alone. With all the dating sites and facebook why not try and find a girl to talk to? Maybe even hit up the bars and clubs, you'd be surprised how many people out there are looking for whatever. Maybe thats just me, whatever you decide to do I hope that you find luck and happiness.
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06-06-2010, 10:34 PM
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#3934 (permalink)
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Abusive
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Virginia
Posts: 1,805
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirage445
Really hungover.
Went to a strip club last night for my brother's bachelor party....a stripper picked up a 5$ off my face with her gooch, it was neat.
I then washed my face for about 4 minutes.
My brother had a great night!
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Stripper STD's come in the form of airborne virus. You better wash, wash, wash. 
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06-06-2010, 10:37 PM
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MMA Fanatic
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: ATT
Posts: 65
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Watching Saving Private Ryan in honor of June 6th...fantastic film!
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06-06-2010, 11:34 PM
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Abusive
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Virginia
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I just walked through the door, and I want to punch my local Honda dealership owner in the mouth. They "fixed" an issue with my car in February. It didn't sit well, and I took it back in May. They denied any problem with the car, although I deal with it DAILY. I'm calling them again tomorrow, but I'm tired of dealing with it.
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06-07-2010, 03:13 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: California
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Just relaxing, talking to some fools.
I'm hungry as well so I need to figure myslef out something to eat.
Susan Boyle sings I dreamed a Dream quite well, very imbressed.
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06-07-2010, 04:49 AM
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#3938 (permalink)
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It's Hammer Time!
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Germany
Posts: 6,533
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirage445
My sense of smell was gone do to being in a car with 3 smokers for 45 minutes prior to arriving to the club, which looking at it now was probably a good thing, lol.
Hammer, she literally used the suction from her cha-cha. seemed like it anyway.
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I didn't even know such a think were possible. 
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06-07-2010, 08:33 AM
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#3939 (permalink)
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Curitiba Food and Liquor
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: NY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hammerlock2.0
I didn't even know such a think were possible. 
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You learn something new every day.
Quiet house, I might get back into bed. L&M is playing in a golf tournament out of town this weekend and IDK if I want to go. If I do it'll be for one night and it's a 4-day thing.
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06-07-2010, 09:12 AM
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Invictus Maneo
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Boston, MA
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I didn't fall asleep last night until 1:30ish so im dead today, I have a ton of paperwork that should be filed away, and a ton of stuff that needs to be brought inside and cut and shipped, blah....
Working then Boxing, Kickboxing, and Wrestling... Time to step it up
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