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**SpoKen** · 01-06-2010, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by swpthleg

Awwww. Give her big hugs and kisses. How old is she?

I'm getting ready to go get that dental procedure I mentioned yesterday. I am not scared of the dentist but I will be asking for lots and lots of Novocain, and bringing my iPod so I don't hear any sounds that might freak me out.

I already asked Khoveraki this, but if anyone can think of soft foods that have a decent amount of protein (NO NOT THAT YOU BASTARDS) I can only eat soft stuff for the next few days.

Please wish/pray for me that I get high as the night and don't feel a thing.

Get high and eat these 2 items and you will not be disappointed.

Home made hamburger with some pink so it'll be soft, has to be homemade though ya dig. And a vanilla milkshake. With this two items combined you'll be high in style.

Then all the wodka you can drink hopefully.

**D.P.** · 01-06-2010, 01:12 PM

I'm about to make that paper son. (Going to work)

**xeberus** · 01-06-2010, 01:14 PM

I bought a bong last night

My first one, it is small, maybe 10-12 inches tall and I plan to spark it up in the next week or so.

Dan0 · 01-06-2010, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by xeberus

I bought a bong last night

My first one, it is small, maybe 10-12 inches tall and I plan to spark it up in the next week or so.

My bong is about 8 inches, so you win.
Oh wait, I bought mine in Amsterdam, so I win

**SpoKen** · 01-06-2010, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by xeberus

I bought a bong last night

My first one, it is small, maybe 10-12 inches tall and I plan to spark it up in the next week or so.

Your bong might be 10 to 12 inches.. but I have something else that's 10 to 12 inches as well...

A ruler. And it's 12 inches. On the other hand, I have a personal 6 inch bong for tokin on my own, at my friends house we teamed up and bought a double bubbler, it ROCKS!

**xeberus** · 01-06-2010, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Dan0

My bong is about 8 inches, so you win.
Oh wait, I bought mine in Amsterdam, so I win

I thought it was on the small/average size, I have two good friends that smoke and they both have bongs over 20 inches. One has a ROOR, and it is god.

Amsterdam

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Originally Posted by Spoken812

Your bong might be 10 to 12 inches.. but I have something else that's 10 to 12 inches as well...

A ruler. And it's 12 inches. On the other hand, I have a personal 6 inch bong for tokin on my own, at my friends house we teamed up and bought a double bubbler, it ROCKS!

Your bong may be 6 inches... but my penis is also 6 inches... shit im doing it wrong

btw loving your sig

**M.C** · 01-06-2010, 02:52 PM

Large penis coming through, excuse me.

**SpoKen** · 01-06-2010, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Michael Carson

Large penis coming through, excuse me.

*knocks over table* Oh shit, let me get out of your way. *Does the army scramble crawl on the ground underneath*

I like detail peoples.

BTW, I'm black, and the rumor about us is very true.

**M.C** · 01-06-2010, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoken812

*knocks over table* Oh shit, let me get out of your way. *Does the army scramble crawl on the ground underneath*

I like detail peoples.

BTW, I'm black, and the rumor about us is very true.

People always getting in my way.

*Flings it over my shoulder for easier movement.*

Also, I'm not afraid of your blackness. We can sword fight anytime you want to test your merit.

**SpoKen** · 01-06-2010, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Michael Carson

People always getting in my way.

*Flings it over my shoulder for easier movement.*

Also, I'm not afraid of your blackness. We can sword fight anytime you want to test your merit.

Oh man I'm going to catch hell for this one..

*slaps you in the cheek with it* I challenge you to a duel! ON GUARD!