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03-22-2009, 03:23 AM
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Defecato, ergo sum
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There is nothing better....
There is absolutely nothing better in this world than throwing a can of soda in the air, bending over, picking up your shotgun, and blowing up the can before it hits the ground.... then looking over and seeing "HOLY FREAKING COW, HOW DID YOU DO THAT???" on your 3-year-old's face.
It makes you feel like the coolest dang dude on the planet.
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03-22-2009, 03:39 AM
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-NOW YOU SLEEP-
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Well....hell.....pass me a shotgun, I'm down for some of this action. 
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03-22-2009, 04:13 AM
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totally gnarly
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Yeah my son watches me hit the speedbag sometimes and he gets all sparkly-eyed and goes "WOOOOW DAD YOU'RE SO COOL!"
Melts my heart every time, I tell ya.
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I've said it before but it deserves repeating, "Theres 3 guarantees in life, death, Fedor, and bitches be crazy" .
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03-22-2009, 04:25 AM
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-NOW YOU SLEEP-
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Originally Posted by SurfNinja
Yeah my son watches me hit the speedbag sometimes and he gets all sparkly-eyed and goes "WOOOOW DAD YOU'RE SO COOL!"
Melts my heart every time, I tell ya.
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You have to have sex before you can have a son.
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JAKE SHIELDS
NICK DIAZ
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JON "BONES" JONES
ALASTAIR OVEREEM
JUNIOR "CIGANO" DOS SANTOS
GILBERT MELENDEZ
MAMED "THE CANNIBAL" KHALIDOV
HECTOR "SHANGO" LOMBARD
CAIN VELASQUEZ
GEGARD "THE DREAM CATCHER" MOUSASI
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03-22-2009, 04:31 AM
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totally gnarly
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You have to have sex before you can have a son. |
Naw, it was a game of "just the tip" gone wrong.
Kinda like how God got that virgin Mary lady pregnant.
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Originally Posted by ThaFranchise
I've said it before but it deserves repeating, "Theres 3 guarantees in life, death, Fedor, and bitches be crazy" .
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03-22-2009, 11:16 AM
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Curitiba Food and Liquor
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When I get that sniper rifle I'm always talking about, I'm going to shoot muskrat at my lord and master's work and let you know what my kids thought.
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03-22-2009, 11:34 AM
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Megaweight
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gluteal Cleft
There is absolutely nothing better in this world than throwing a can of soda in the air, bending over, picking up your shotgun, and blowing up the can before it hits the ground.... then looking over and seeing "HOLY FREAKING COW, HOW DID YOU DO THAT???" on your 3-year-old's face.
It makes you feel like the coolest dang dude on the planet.
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That's strange, I reacted like that the first time my pa made a bank transaction.
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03-22-2009, 01:36 PM
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You have to have sex before you can have a son. |
Rofl, someone got caught :$
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03-22-2009, 03:20 PM
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cough.... I´m really sorry I opened this thread.
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03-22-2009, 03:38 PM
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Sexy as F
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the bullet could miss and hit the three year old
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There is nothing better....
