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Originally Posted by swpthleg
Quoted for truth and because it made me rotfl. However, no adorable baby Jesus depiction is enough to make me want to have a(nother) child.
You are totally making that up about singing christmas songs during sex?? Video or it didn't happen!
annoying things about Xmas season: Xmas movies that suck, (although the one mentioned in thread starter looked OK), extreme cold and more snow than some of you would believe, prices jacked up and then "reduced."
awesome things about Xmas: my husband cooks like the pro he secretly is; whenever I shop for my 2 little princesses I get something for the grownup princess(me), I hear from my college housemates and childhood gf that I don't keep in touch with like I should, cashmere everywhere,and finally, Xmas eve when my husband and I get out the stuff for the kids we've been hiding, get wasted, wrap clumsily, then go upstairs and engage in a sublime release of holiday-related tension.
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Oh she sings.. not hums... sings! She is sick. I know the majority of the things she does is just to mess with me. Another example, one of the first times we had sex without a condom.. right after we finish she starts flipping out. Saying "OMG YOU DIDNT PULL OUT, IM NOT ON BIRTHCONTROL!" and she says something about her being fertile and she doesn't believe in abortion. She always makes it better at the end... after shes had her fun.. after i cry...
Four Christmases
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