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08-10-2010, 08:45 AM
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#41 (permalink)
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Middleweight
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Originally Posted by KryOnicle
What's got 8 legs and makes women scream?
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08-10-2010, 09:06 AM
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#42 (permalink)
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08-11-2010, 08:07 PM
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#43 (permalink)
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Flyweight
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Originally Posted by Couchwarrior
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But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies- kenny powers
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08-13-2010, 04:56 AM
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#44 (permalink)
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Flyweight
Join Date: Apr 2008
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A frustrated man with a small penis goes to the doctor and asks if there is anything he can do to make it larger.
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08-13-2010, 05:01 AM
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I Finish Threads
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Mediocre joke, but pretty high on the offensive scale! 
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His helmet was stifling, it narrowed his vision. And he must see far. His shield was heavy. It threw him off balance. And his target is far away.
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08-13-2010, 06:22 AM
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Flyweight
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Sorry. Judging from the OP and the other posts, I was under the impression this was an anything goes/read with a sense of humor type thread. If it makes any difference, I'm mildly retarded, hung like a poodle, and white.  |
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08-13-2010, 06:24 AM
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I Finish Threads
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hey man i agree. just being honest i love offensive jokes!
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His helmet was stifling, it narrowed his vision. And he must see far. His shield was heavy. It threw him off balance. And his target is far away.
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08-13-2010, 08:09 AM
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Stone Cold Crazy
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You guys are not making these funny enough, But they are offensive which is the point in a way. But it just has to be really funny. I would change the name of the thread due to the change into dirty jokes to Offensive jokes 101 or something but I cannot. But keep them coming!
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08-13-2010, 12:19 PM
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LONGHAIRED COUNTRYBOY
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Here's one my uncle told me when I was a kid much too young for such jokes. He warned me to never tell it in mixed company because it's guaranteed to make girls hate you. He was right.
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08-13-2010, 12:47 PM
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WIDE OPEN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oldfan
Here's one my uncle told me when I was a kid much too young for such jokes. He warned me to never tell it in mixed company because it's guaranteed to make girls hate you. He was right.
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HAHAHA. Great one! |
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