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View Poll Results: Your Method of Death
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1. Knife Beheading
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2. Knife Stabs to Body
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16.67% |
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3. Gun Shot(s) to Penis + Testies
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5.56% |
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4. Burning Alive
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5.56% |
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5. Sawing
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0% |
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6. Drowning
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12 |
66.67% |
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7. Flaying
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5.56% |
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08-23-2010, 06:24 PM
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#11 (permalink)
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Flyweight
Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 428
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shinigaml
Ok so if you had to choose how you died, which one would you go with? All these options are really ***ing gruesome so pick yours.
1. A dull knife beheading (60-90 seconds until head is fully beheaded)
2. Knife Stabs to the body until death (Would imagine maybe 50 stabs~?)
3. Gun shot(s) to the penis + testies until death
4. Burning alive (When performed by a skilled executioner, the person would burn in this sequence: calves, thighs and hands, torso and forearms, breasts, upper chest, face; and then finally death)
5. Sawing (In Execution by sawing, the criminal would be hung upside-down and a large saw would be used to cut their body in half, starting with the groin, all the way to the head. Because the person was hanging upside-down, the brain received sufficient blood to keep them alive until the saw finally reached the main blood vessels in the abdomen.)
6. Drowning (A slow process. It is an agonizing experience that is caused by suffocation because the liquid (usually water) interrupts the body’s absorption of oxygen)
7. Flaying (Flaying is when the skin of the criminal is removed from their body with the use of a very sharp knife. Attempts are made to keep the skin intact)
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holy zeus man id pick none of those anything that involves my nuts getting brutalized on the way to death is definetly not the way to go
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08-24-2010, 03:18 AM
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#12 (permalink)
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I'm a doctor too, ya dingus.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: PORTLAND!
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these are horrible choices!
drowning is not painless fwiw.
give me the heart attack in my sleep, please.
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08-24-2010, 04:12 AM
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The Forum Drunk
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 9,438
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Originally Posted by Leed
I wouldn't want to pass away peacfully while sleeping - assuming that there is no afterlife, spirits and bla bla, I would like to atleast know that I'm dieing. (I'm still hoping for an immortality potion someday though!)
From these options, I guess I would choose drowning. How is it an agonizing experience thouhg? Don't you pass out rather quickly before you actually die?
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yea, ive heard you are freaking out cause you are drowning so you're probably going to black out in 30seconds or so. maybe even less if you suck in water.
edit:
and who is the badass that picked fire? xD
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08-24-2010, 07:49 AM
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MMA Fanatic
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 37
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Originally Posted by xeberus
and who is the badass that picked fire? xD
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Haha that would be me. I was imagining I could go out like Thích Quảng Đức.
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08-24-2010, 07:19 PM
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The Forum Drunk
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 9,438
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Master Shake
Haha that would be me. I was imagining I could go out like Thích Quảng Đức.
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nice.
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08-25-2010, 10:51 AM
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Flyweight
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Monroe, WA USA
Posts: 314
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My choice would be a heart attack caused by making love to a beautiful woman at an old age 
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08-25-2010, 11:14 AM
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The Recipe
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Estonia
Posts: 13,230
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During a drug fueled hot sex? 
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08-25-2010, 11:42 AM
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#18 (permalink)
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Gone Hunting
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Gods country
Posts: 4,222
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Those choices are terrible! The ideal death would be in a blaze of glory with the law or something similar to the end of 300.
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08-25-2010, 11:59 AM
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#19 (permalink)
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Super Heavyweight
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Portland, Or
Posts: 4,601
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I heard that drowning is horrible and sometimes you hallucinate and get this really really scary crappy dreams or something like that. Any truth to that?
And of all those choices, drowning easily.
If I had to choose the worst way though, it'd be a tie between being hung upside down and cut in half starting at the BIG D or getting shot multiple times in the BIG D!
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08-25-2010, 12:32 PM
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MMA Patriot
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: louisville ky
Posts: 3,898
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thats no way for a man to die
"A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!"
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