Help Wanted
 

Hey guys, My first fight is about 2 1/2 months away. despite being nervous I can't think of a good fighter name. This is the last thing on my list of things to do lol. So I am open to anything.

Thanks.


BTW: My Name Is Matt

??? hopefully you have a last name

Matt "no last name" Matt??


nicknames come from other ppl, not yourself. if you nickname yourself it midaswell be "douchebaggery" cuz thats what it would be.

Matt the Gnat

How about racerboy51

how about matt "i like vaginas" <last name> :thumbsup:

that would be great cause i like vaginas! the last name is Cordell.

Giving yourself "a name" is stupid. Do something enough and be decent (or sometimes very bad) at it and the name will just come.

Matt "I live in springfield, OR" cordell

The best names are given by friends or trainers. Tell us a little bit more about your self....I personaly think animal nicknames or names like "HATCHET" or "CHAINSAW" are just plain silly.......I dont have a name and Im not going to walk into the fight with one ....There are people in the UFC that doesnt have "names" yet

I agree it should be given to you by someone else, but if you dont have one, give yourself a name that the announcer wont be able to pronounce.

Here are some german words that might do the trick:

"Schadenfreude" - the fun you have if someone else is experiencing something bad (when you look at failblog for example)

"Der Krieger" - The warrior

"Die Säge" - The Saw

"kaputt" - broken

"Zerstörer" - Destroyer

At least that way the audience will laugh :D