Storm the White House using only savvy wildlife
 

How would you guys and gals do it?

I would distract security using cunning Foxes, they will dance merrily on the front lawn and distracting them so the rest of the team can get to work.

While security are distracted Ferrets run up the drainpipes and hide in the guttering awaiting orders to storm the premises, this distraction also allows weasels to station themselves in the surrounding trees.

Security come out to find out what is going on, the Foxes call out orders for the Weasels to fire their machine guns from the trees, disabling/maiming the security.

Meanwhile Moles who have been given detailed verbal descriptions of their surrounding tunnel underneath the garden placing explosives just under the front doorway in the building, once exploded this creates entrance for the Foxes and weasels to storm the premises.

Wise old Badgers, seeing this on CCTV direct the Ferrets to the rear of the property to enable them to attack any and all fleeing staff.

The President, with an army of angry Ferrets dangling from his nether-regions stumbles out of the front door, collapsing and surrendering his title and property to the continuing onslaught of wildlife commandearing what was once his.

ALAS! A wildlife-based government is born!

Any thoughts?

How would you go about overthrowing US government using savvy wildlife?

Can we use fictional animal characters? Like Scooby?

I'm too tired to throw down my idea tonight, but tomorrow I'll give in detail my plan (which I have actually been working on in real life).

And I'm betting the wildlife party couldn't do any worse than the other two parties. :thumb02: At least until they enslaved all of the humans. :confused:

Bears. Lots of bears.

Plan A:


(these guys know how to cause BIG SH*T, no doubt!!!)

Plan B:


Plan C:

Plans A, B and C.

4 chimps, 2 bears, a lion, a honey badger and a couple of elephants. It's the ultimate animal team. The chimps could be sent in to maul the security guards in brutal fashion, the elephants barge the gates open (The chimps initially just climb over. Obviously), the bears smash the doors in, the honey badger is sent in to go mental biting off peoples genitals while the chimps rampage through the house. In a matter of minutes all human life has either desperately escaped or ended up hideously disfigured and Team Animal Kingdom run America. Sorted.

Or this:







Animal Dream Team!

These four did it:

A group of Blood Elf and Undead Rogues and possibly a couple of Tauren Druids. :thumbsup: