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tentacles 08-13-2010 12:54 AM

New to MMA - Help!
 
Hi, I'm not sure if I am posting in the right place but I couldn't find anywhere relevant.

I want to start doing MMA mainly to maintain fitness/body tone but I'm a little bit worried. I'm gay and a regular meth user and the MMA scene is intimidating to a guy like me. Would there be many trainers that would be willing to take on a guy with my 'habits'?

I weigh 182 so i'm not a huge guy but I really just want to do it to stay in shape and maybe have some fun / meet new people while i'm at it.

What gym work would you recommend I do to get me started? I would be willing to take small amounts of steroids if I need to beef up a bit.

Oh and I live in Melbourne, Australia so if there are any trainers around there that are interested send me a holler!

Thanx!

Rygu 08-13-2010 12:56 AM

:sarcastic01:

diablo5597 08-13-2010 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tentacles (Post 1244652)
Hi, I'm not sure if I am posting in the right place but I couldn't find anywhere relevant.

I want to start doing MMA mainly to maintain fitness/body tone but I'm a little bit worried. I'm gay and a regular meth user and the MMA scene is intimidating to a guy like me. Would there be many trainers that would be willing to take on a guy with my 'habits'?

I weigh 182 so i'm not a huge guy but I really just want to do it to stay in shape and maybe have some fun / meet new people while i'm at it.

What gym work would you recommend I do to get me started? I would be willing to take small amounts of steroids if I need to beef up a bit.

Oh and I live in Melbourne, Australia so if there are any trainers around there that are interested send me a holler!

Thanx!

Lol. wrong section bro. Also if you dont get your shit together you're gonna die young. If you care about your health then stop doing meth. Weed is a good alternative if u must do something.

gwabblesore 08-13-2010 01:25 AM

Lol that was an entertaining troll post.

"I would be willing to take small amounts of steroids if I need to beef up a bit" was my favorite part :thumbsup:

Budhisten 08-13-2010 02:41 AM

wait, what?

oldfan 08-13-2010 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Budhisten (Post 1244682)
wait, what?

Yeah... that's what he said. mma stands for meth medicated assault.

OP: don't do it man! Your teeth could fall out the first time you get punched in the head...then what man would want you?

Budhisten 08-13-2010 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oldfan (Post 1244685)
Yeah... that's what he said. mma stands for meth medicated assault.

OP: don't do it man! Your teeth could fall out the first time you get punched in the head...then what man would want you?

I lol'ed mate :P

SideWays222 08-13-2010 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tentacles (Post 1244652)
Hi, I'm not sure if I am posting in the right place but I couldn't find anywhere relevant.

I want to start doing MMA mainly to maintain fitness/body tone but I'm a little bit worried. I'm gay and a regular meth user and the MMA scene is intimidating to a guy like me. Would there be many trainers that would be willing to take on a guy with my 'habits'?

I weigh 182 so i'm not a huge guy but I really just want to do it to stay in shape and maybe have some fun / meet new people while i'm at it.

What gym work would you recommend I do to get me started? I would be willing to take small amounts of steroids if I need to beef up a bit.

Oh and I live in Melbourne, Australia so if there are any trainers around there that are interested send me a holler!

Thanx!

Lmao... Die you stupid meth user.

joey__stalin 08-13-2010 03:46 AM


Dakota? 08-13-2010 03:57 AM

Hey guys, Charlie Z is back


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