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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 08-13-2010, 01:54 AM Thread Starter
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Hi, I'm not sure if I am posting in the right place but I couldn't find anywhere relevant.

I want to start doing MMA mainly to maintain fitness/body tone but I'm a little bit worried. I'm gay and a regular meth user and the MMA scene is intimidating to a guy like me. Would there be many trainers that would be willing to take on a guy with my 'habits'?

I weigh 182 so i'm not a huge guy but I really just want to do it to stay in shape and maybe have some fun / meet new people while i'm at it.

What gym work would you recommend I do to get me started? I would be willing to take small amounts of steroids if I need to beef up a bit.

Oh and I live in Melbourne, Australia so if there are any trainers around there that are interested send me a holler!

Thanx!
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post #3 of 16 (permalink) Old 08-13-2010, 02:01 AM
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Hi, I'm not sure if I am posting in the right place but I couldn't find anywhere relevant.

I want to start doing MMA mainly to maintain fitness/body tone but I'm a little bit worried. I'm gay and a regular meth user and the MMA scene is intimidating to a guy like me. Would there be many trainers that would be willing to take on a guy with my 'habits'?

I weigh 182 so i'm not a huge guy but I really just want to do it to stay in shape and maybe have some fun / meet new people while i'm at it.

What gym work would you recommend I do to get me started? I would be willing to take small amounts of steroids if I need to beef up a bit.

Oh and I live in Melbourne, Australia so if there are any trainers around there that are interested send me a holler!

Thanx!
Lol. wrong section bro. Also if you dont get your shit together you're gonna die young. If you care about your health then stop doing meth. Weed is a good alternative if u must do something.
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Lol that was an entertaining troll post.

"I would be willing to take small amounts of steroids if I need to beef up a bit" was my favorite part
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wait, what?




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wait, what?
Yeah... that's what he said. mma stands for meth medicated assault.

OP: don't do it man! Your teeth could fall out the first time you get punched in the head...then what man would want you?
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Yeah... that's what he said. mma stands for meth medicated assault.

OP: don't do it man! Your teeth could fall out the first time you get punched in the head...then what man would want you?
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Hi, I'm not sure if I am posting in the right place but I couldn't find anywhere relevant.

I want to start doing MMA mainly to maintain fitness/body tone but I'm a little bit worried. I'm gay and a regular meth user and the MMA scene is intimidating to a guy like me. Would there be many trainers that would be willing to take on a guy with my 'habits'?

I weigh 182 so i'm not a huge guy but I really just want to do it to stay in shape and maybe have some fun / meet new people while i'm at it.

What gym work would you recommend I do to get me started? I would be willing to take small amounts of steroids if I need to beef up a bit.

Oh and I live in Melbourne, Australia so if there are any trainers around there that are interested send me a holler!

Thanx!
Lmao... Die you stupid meth user.

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