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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 03-24-2007, 02:20 AM Thread Starter
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Greatest/most fashionable fighting accessory ever?

Way too many options to do a poll, plus I'm sure I'll miss some, but what is the greatest or most fashionable fighting accessory ever? Only items that can be used in the actual fight apply, thus Rampage's chain and Overeem's Maul don't apply.

Here are some choices, feel free to choose one or add your own:

Ken Shamrock's sideburns
Art Jimmerson's single boxing glove
Shinya Aoki's yellow tights/matching mouthpiece combo
Don Frye's mustache
Chuck Liddell's mohawk
Charles Bennett's buckwheat hair/gold teeth combo.
Tito Ortiz's enormous head
Shonie Carter's nuthuggers
Andrei Arlovski's shaggy hair/beard/fang mouthpiece 3 hit combo
Hermes Franca's green hair

It's hard to choose just one. I love them all and particularly have a soft spot for Wolfman Arlovski and Buckwheat Bennett. However i have to go with Don Frye's mustache. I think the entire human race is pretty lucky that that increadibly powerful, sexy, attractive, and outrageously manly facial hair is attached to one of the toughest SOBs out there. If it wasn't under constant control and supervision of such a legendary superhero, the mustache would probably singlehandedly conquer the entire planet, strip it of all it's resources, have its way with all the planet's women, then move on to another planet in a relentless power-feasting orgy.


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haha franklins pink shorts and mouth piece
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titos big head....hahahahahahahaha

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haha franklins pink shorts and mouth piece
Nice! Good addittion.


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i think a bad addition to a fighter has to be matt hughes nuts. Trigg and GSP seemed to tee off on them pretty well
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Elvis Sinosic's hot pink hair.



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Kevin Randleman's amazing tiger eyes tattoo on his back
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Speaking of Randleman, can we include those freaky looking veins on his legs? My eyes were dead set on those in his fight against Fedor.

Frye's mustache is just better than everyone.

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Andy Anderson's body-builder's tank top and stripped spandex. Too bad he forgot his fanny pack.
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Andy Anderson is rocking the Terry Funk wrestling tights.

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