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Old 04-10-2007, 10:36 PM   #21 (permalink)
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dude, did I not clearly state "I dont care if I lose as long as I get in a couple of shots"

I know id lose for a couple reasons, weight class and experience, which is in a previous post in this thread.

the reason I called everyone else a ***** is because I am not afraid to go into a fight knowing theres no chance I'll be able to defend or stand with the person, I dont care how good of a fighter you are, you are still human, human can only take so much before they get knocked out, I may get knocked out but id go down swinging, also, there is NO way tito would get past my guard, I am to fast and flexible, Id get up until I get knocked down again.

"For all we know you could be a short, skinny, pimplefaced, 15 yr old with glasses, who just took thier first Tia-Kwon-do lesson." well as soon as you learn to spell the styles you so actively know, I will assume your some kid with absolutely no experience in fighting and just watch UFC and stay sheltered from fighting.

oops, forgot pimples, skinny and the age of 15.
Whoaaa... I smelll maaaaajor bullshit. And I don't care if you neg rep me, because I don't even know how to tell if someone does.
Buddy, you are ****ing kidding yourself. Tito wouldn't get past your guard???
Ask yourself the following question: Do you train 6 days a week for 6-8 hours a day? Have you devoted the last couple years of your life exclusively to learning how to fight? I don't think so. In fact, I think you train less than 10 hours a week, have a full time job/career, and have probably trained martial arts for only a few years...in short: I think you're a normal (albeit cocky) person
Do you, in all honesty think you would stand more than 10 seconds in the ring with any of the UFC fighters?
LOL, and I'm sure you could backmount Josh Koscheck. Hey, I think you REALLY could , he's foughts one of his fans before, why not go by his gym sometime and give it a try? Please post the video though so we can all have a laugh.
I remember the days when I used to see MMA fights and think "Geez, those are some sloppy punches, I could probably knock that guy out"...well guess what, it looks different when you're in there. In most fight videos, punches look a lot less powerful, a lot slower, and generally much weaker than they are in real life. Go to a local MMA club some time, and ask if you could go a few rounds with one of the fighters there. Maybe one of them will agree...
Then come back here and tell us all again that you could keep Tito Ortiz in your guard....
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Old 04-10-2007, 10:43 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I am currently training in both The Hawiian art of bone crushing as well as trap fighting,(with the great Paul Veralans of course). At this stage of the game I think I could definatly hold my own against guys like Rich Franklin or Dan Henderson, but in another year of training I should be seasoned enough to take on Fedor and Crocop.
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i would like to fight rich franklin i just dont like his ass
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Old 04-10-2007, 10:48 PM   #24 (permalink)
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ya tito would get past my guard for sure, but I'd definitely knee em in the face when he goes to sweep

edit : just for the record I said I could'nt win against any fighter in the ufc, just out of all the fighters that I would like to fight it would be those two, I even said I'd lose but I dont care cause all I want to do is punch them in the face, even if that means getting tuned.

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Old 04-10-2007, 11:04 PM   #25 (permalink)
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ya tito would get past my guard for sure, but I'd definitely knee em in the face when he goes to sweep
the only thing that would be getting swept, is your teeth off the mat after Tito rams his elbow into your face. Maybe you'd win if u had a baseball bat.


If you are really so tough then why are you talking about it on a message board. do you have any vids of your fights? have you ever been in a real fight?

Because it does'nt sound like you have, It sounds like you just watch alot of MMA and think you got skills because you took a ju jitsu class or two. What belt are you? and where do you train?

I grew up in Queens, NYC, if you came around the nieghborhood talkin crap about pressure points and what a sick mofo u r, You would get your head split open and sent home with a tooth in your back pocket, That is unless your name happens to be Gracie, which I don't think it is.
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Old 04-10-2007, 11:10 PM   #26 (permalink)
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dude, did I not clearly state "I dont care if I lose as long as I get in a couple of shots"

I know id lose for a couple reasons, weight class and experience, which is in a previous post in this thread.

the reason I called everyone else a ***** is because I am not afraid to go into a fight knowing theres no chance I'll be able to defend or stand with the person, I dont care how good of a fighter you are, you are still human, human can only take so much before they get knocked out, I may get knocked out but id go down swinging, also, there is NO way tito would get past my guard, I am to fast and flexible, Id get up until I get knocked down again.

"For all we know you could be a short, skinny, pimplefaced, 15 yr old with glasses, who just took thier first Tia-Kwon-do lesson." well as soon as you learn to spell the styles you so actively know, I will assume your some kid with absolutely no experience in fighting and just watch UFC and stay sheltered from fighting.

oops, forgot pimples, skinny and the age of 15.

I think I will need knee-high boots to tread through all the bullshit that you have stated in this thread.........
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Old 04-10-2007, 11:12 PM   #27 (permalink)
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ya tito would get past my guard for sure, but I'd definitely knee em in the face when he goes to sweep

edit : just for the record I said I could'nt win against any fighter in the ufc, just out of all the fighters that I would like to fight it would be those two, I even said I'd lose but I dont care cause all I want to do is punch them in the face, even if that means getting tuned.
You trying to play the Tough guy role like you ain't scared of nobody, callin everyone pussies. If you actually fought either one of those guys, win or lose I'd give you major respect. Obviosly you never will fight them, so it's easy to say that you would.

I don't think Ken Shamrock landed a punch on Tito in thier 2nd and 3rd fight, what makes you think you are gonna land a knee or punch.

This was a pretty good thread but your starting to believe your own lies, that's very unhealthy.
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Old 04-10-2007, 11:16 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 04-11-2007, 01:13 AM   #30 (permalink)
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You trying to play the Tough guy role like you ain't scared of nobody, callin everyone pussies. If you actually fought either one of those guys, win or lose I'd give you major respect. Obviosly you never will fight them, so it's easy to say that you would.

I don't think Ken Shamrock landed a punch on Tito in thier 2nd and 3rd fight, what makes you think you are gonna land a knee or punch.

This was a pretty good thread but your starting to believe your own lies, that's very unhealthy.
worst that could happen is get knocked out or submit, but if you are afraid to try I feel your pain.
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