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If you could fight any UFC fighter, who would it be?
Rules - does NOT have to be same weight class, you DO have to post a reason
I'd have to say tito ortiz or josh koscheck or however you spell that fags name, I dont like either fighter, sure they weigh more then me, sure they have 10 years of experience on me, but I do not care if I were to win or lose, just as long as I cracked them in the face a couple of times
I would turn koschecks hair red from making him bleed from me elbowing him in the head from mount, I would knee tito ortiz in the face when he tries to sweep me, make his nose even more flat, I dont care if kneeing him in the face makes me more vulnerable when he goes to sweep, cause as soon as I get sweeped, he'll be a hurting unit.
Just so I can say I fought him,
I'd pillow fight Chuck Liddell, he'd still be looking for the knockout though, a nice over hand swing. boom! body flies right through my bathroom door.
id never EVER fight chuck, the guy literally has bricks for hands, what ive seen him do to some really strong chinned great fighters, its amazing
whenever someone steps into the ring with chuck, its a fight at first, but after a minute or two its a hunt, people dont realize what it would be like to get hit by chuck, but when they do they get scared
you guys are a bunch of *****'s arent ya? look at me, 155lbs 5'9 19 years old, no MMA record but am still willing to take shots to the face from tito or koscheck just in order to give one or two back
I would love to do one fight in the UFC, if I won id continue to fight, if I lost, depending on how bad I lost id probably quit, but seeings how itd be lightweights im fighting, I'd be able to hold my own in BJJ, my stand up isnt the greatest but I do have knock out power, alot of my street fights i go for the neck, I can choke someone out standing and they cant get out, kick, stomp on my feet, pressure points, I wont budge
If you could fight any UFC fighter, who would it be?
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