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post #1 of 47 (permalink) Old 04-10-2007, 04:54 PM Thread Starter
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If you could fight any UFC fighter, who would it be?

Rules - does NOT have to be same weight class, you DO have to post a reason

I'd have to say tito ortiz or josh koscheck or however you spell that ***s name, I dont like either fighter, sure they weigh more then me, sure they have 10 years of experience on me, but I do not care if I were to win or lose, just as long as I cracked them in the face a couple of times

I would turn koschecks hair red from making him bleed from me elbowing him in the head from mount, I would knee tito ortiz in the face when he tries to sweep me, make his nose even more flat, I dont care if kneeing him in the face makes me more vulnerable when he goes to sweep, cause as soon as I get sweeped, he'll be a hurting unit.
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I would like to fight Danny abbadi.
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I would like to fight Danny abbadi.
Don't be silly....you would kick Dannys ass.
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I would like to fight Danny abbadi.
Rules - does NOT have to be same weight class, you DO have to post a reason


reason being?
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you DO have to post a reason


reason being?
because

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Don't be silly....you would kick Dannys ass.
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Its pretty obvious why anyone would want to fight Danny Abaddi.

He has the ego of Koscheck and Diego combined.

And the Strength of a Pomeranian.
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Just so I can say I fought him,
I'd pillow fight Chuck Liddell, he'd still be looking for the knockout though, a nice over hand swing. boom! body flies right through my bathroom door.
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post #8 of 47 (permalink) Old 04-10-2007, 05:32 PM Thread Starter
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id never EVER fight chuck, the guy literally has bricks for hands, what ive seen him do to some really strong chinned great fighters, its amazing

whenever someone steps into the ring with chuck, its a fight at first, but after a minute or two its a hunt, people dont realize what it would be like to get hit by chuck, but when they do they get scared
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If I can bring a weapon than Fedor if not then Danny Abbadi



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Chris 'The Chronic' Conolley
Marcus 'The Bruiser' Brimage
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post #10 of 47 (permalink) Old 04-10-2007, 06:05 PM Thread Starter
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you guys are a bunch of *****'s arent ya? look at me, 155lbs 5'9 19 years old, no MMA record but am still willing to take shots to the face from tito or koscheck just in order to give one or two back

I would love to do one fight in the UFC, if I won id continue to fight, if I lost, depending on how bad I lost id probably quit, but seeings how itd be lightweights im fighting, I'd be able to hold my own in BJJ, my stand up isnt the greatest but I do have knock out power, alot of my street fights i go for the neck, I can choke someone out standing and they cant get out, kick, stomp on my feet, pressure points, I wont budge
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