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Old 07-10-2013, 03:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Dana White, Chael,Helwani,Bisping,Hendo,Vitor + Others GROUP TEXT MESSAGE

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A private group text message transpired during UFC 162 last Saturday night between Jon Jones, Dana White, Chael Sonnen, Dan Henderson, Ariel Helwani, Nick Diaz, Greg Jackson, Michael Bisping, Ronda Rousey, The Korean Zombie, Bryan Caraway, Miesha Tate, Josh Rosenthal, GSP, Wanderlei Silva, Steven Seagal, Vitor Belfort, Cecil Peoples, Ben Askren and Roy Nelson.

FOXSports.com has obtained the transcript from combat-comedian Adam Hunter of MMA Roasted. Warning: the screenshots below contain strong language and extremely poor taste.















Haha this is pretty damn funny. Props to Adam Hunter for putting this together.
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Old 07-10-2013, 03:49 AM   #2 (permalink)
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had to rep you for that one, good laugh, it may not be real, but it's not that far from what could be said in that hypothetical conversation
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Old 07-10-2013, 04:06 AM   #3 (permalink)
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That was hilarious... I especially liked Jon Jones saying 'LOL'
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Old 07-10-2013, 04:35 AM   #4 (permalink)
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That was great...
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I bet all of you read it in their voices.
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Old 07-10-2013, 05:10 AM   #6 (permalink)
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What's cool is that it could actually be real.

Pretty funny, I want more of these.
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That was classic.


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That's hilarious.

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Haha pretty good.i highly doubt it is real though. People make these using Facebook and twitter as well and they include the NFL QB's bickering or NBA players.
They are all pretty funny.
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Haha pretty good.i highly doubt it is real though. People make these using Facebook and twitter as well and they include the NFL QB's bickering or NBA players.
They are all pretty funny.
If you read my post i said it was fake. The combat comedians name who wrote this up is also in my post. Adam Hunter

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MMA Jokes by Comedian Adam Hunter. Ronda Rousey said it's her new fav follow. Hope you enjoy. Check out http://www.adamhunter.com
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He is a funny guy i enjoyed reading his tweets. His comedy seems to revolve completely around MMA. Iv never categories such as that existed but im glad i stumbled across it.

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