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post #11 of 29 (permalink) Old 05-03-2007, 07:39 PM
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I would eat some fighter on roids, that way I get freakishly strong.
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post #12 of 29 (permalink) Old 05-04-2007, 08:16 AM Thread Starter
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i'd eat mark kerr, i bet he's fruit-flavored.
Bit past his prime, but a good choice nonetheless.
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Have we run out of things to talk about?
Be snidey now... But if, in a few months time, when you and the elite of MMA are the only survivors in an alpine plane crash, you can't put forth a cogent argument about who should be eaten, and they all eat you, don't come crying to me.
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Be snidey now... But if, in a few months time, when you and the elite of MMA are the only survivors in an alpine plane crash, you can't put forth a cogent argument about who should be eaten, and they all eat you, don't come crying to me.
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Eating humans is always hilarious. I would skin them alive and feast on their organs shortly after wards. I don't believe in cooking humans, I think it's cruel. Eat them alive.

I normally eat unborn fetuses from the abortion clinic, that way they don't go to waste.
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I would eat some fighter on roids, that way I get freakishly strong.

You have a point here... but the "roids" actually makes a very nice tenderizer in the long run and make humans perfect for the Que. Slice them really thin, salt and pepper to taste, serve warm with side salad.

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Be snidey now... But if, in a few months time, when you and the elite of MMA are the only survivors in an alpine plane crash, you can't put forth a cogent argument about who should be eaten, and they all eat you, don't come crying to me.

Now that is funny repped.
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If I had to choose which UFC fighter to eat I would have to go with Cabbage. Just the name sounds good to me. Plus after you get all the nice fatty meat (and fat IS where all the flavor comes from) you could hollow out his head and make a boat if your on an island or a sled if your in the mountains. PLUS you could feed a family of 12 for 3 months if you dry him out and have Cabbage jerky.

The meat has to be pretty tender after all the pounding he's taken over the years.

On second thought, Can we include ring girls???

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If I had to choose which UFC fighter to eat I would have to go with Cabbage. Just the name sounds good to me. Plus after you get all the nice fatty meat (and fat IS where all the flavor comes from) you could hollow out his head and make a boat if your on an island or a sled if your in the mountains. PLUS you could feed a family of 12 for 3 months if you dry him out and have Cabbage jerky.

The meat has to be pretty tender after all the pounding he's taken over the years.

On second thought, Can we include ring girls???
That is a well thought-out answer. I think you get some rep for that.

But you cannot select ring girls. This is hypothetical cannibalism, not hypothetical pornism (I'll save that until my next post).
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