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MMA Smacktalk MMA Smacktalk is for all the cheering, jeering, and smack-talking that you want. This is the stuff that isn't appropriate for the MMA Discussion forum. Rules are light, so if you don't have a sense of humor, then don't go here!
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05-03-2007, 09:38 AM
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Bantamweight
Join Date: Dec 2006
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MMA Cannibalism
Barely a day goes by without someone asking me "I.P. Freely, in the event of an emergency such as a plane crash, which MMA star would you eat, in order to survive? And, how would you cook him?"
Fortunately I have had some time to polish my response. My initial answer was that I would cook and eat Andre Alrovski, probably as steaks, served with potato salad. But then I realized that he would be too tough. So I thought Tim Sylvia, probably in a casserole or hotpot of some kind. I thought that he would be pretty fatty, which would absorb the flavours of the vegetables and seasoning. But he is probably too fatty- I don't like a casserole with a think layer of oil on the top, and there is also the issue of him soiling himself.
Luke Cummo would be a good choice, maybe in some kind of healthy salad with parmesan cheese. I like his fine vegan diet, except that I am not sure about him drinking his own piss. I think that would make him a bit tart. Also a bit scrawny.
In the end I think you want a big guy but one who is not too tough and not too fatty either. So, to this end I think either Big Nog, Josh Barnett or Fedor. In the end I will go for Fedor, because he is so good at everything, he would probably make the best snack food.
But how to cook and serve the greatest and most dominant fighter in MMA history? I am still not sure. Any advice would be welcome.
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05-03-2007, 12:39 PM
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I Finish Threads
Join Date: Apr 2007
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i'd eat mark kerr, i bet he's fruit-flavored.
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05-03-2007, 12:42 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Pennsylvania
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whats wrong with you?
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05-03-2007, 12:50 PM
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Back In Black
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Originally Posted by southpaw447
whats wrong with you?
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He's hungry??  |
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05-03-2007, 03:08 PM
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Lightweight
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: London,ON
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Daaaamnn....Thats some nasty schite
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05-03-2007, 06:39 PM
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GO BEARS!
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Fort Wayne, Indiana
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This is sick but hilarious at the same time. I dont even know why its funny but it made me laugh.
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05-03-2007, 06:59 PM
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I eat babies
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Troy, Ohio
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Eating humans is always hilarious. I would skin them alive and feast on their organs shortly after wards. I don't believe in cooking humans, I think it's cruel. Eat them alive.
I normally eat unborn fetuses from the abortion clinic, that way they don't go to waste.
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05-03-2007, 07:01 PM
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Lightweight
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: London,ON
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If you re eating humans, might as well eat them alive.
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05-03-2007, 07:18 PM
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FITPLUS Muay Thai
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Location: Canada
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LOL good thread, it had potential to be the worst thread ever, but you somehow made it good.
rep.
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05-03-2007, 07:24 PM
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Amatuer
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Have we run out of things to talk about?
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