dedicated to our moronic member: MORON
Why did it take the moron an hour to eat breakfast?
Because the orange juice carton instructions said Concentrate ! !
What do you do if a moron throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back at him .
How did the moron fall on the floor?
He tripped over the cordless phone.
Why did the moron climb the glass wall ?
To see what was on the other side!
How do you confuse a moron?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in one corner!
Why did the moron going to the airport turn around and go home?
Because he saw the sign that said "Airport Left".
Hear about the moron that got an AM radio?
It took him a month to realize he could play it at night.
Two morons were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.
The first moron said "These look like deer tracks,"
and the other moron said, "No, they look like moose tracks."
They argued and argued, and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
A Moron ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should
cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Why did 18 Morons go for a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
How do you make a Moron laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Why can't Morons make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
What do you call 10 Morons standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
Why does Moron have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
How do you get Moron on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
"Oh, look at the dead bird."
The Moron looked skyward and said "Where, Where? "
What do smart Morons and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
A Moron is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?" "Sure." "Give me
a green one, please."
Why did the moron get fired from the M&M factory?
Because he threw away all the W's!
How did the moron try to kill a fish?
He tried to drown it!
Why did the moron tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
How did the moron break his arm while raking leaves?
He fell out of the tree!
What did the moron say when he saw cheerios?
Oh Look, Doughnut seeds!
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Last edited by buo; 05-04-2007 at 10:22 PM.