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MMA Smacktalk MMA Smacktalk is for all the cheering, jeering, and smack-talking that you want. This is the stuff that isn't appropriate for the MMA Discussion forum. Rules are light, so if you don't have a sense of humor, then don't go here!
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05-04-2007, 09:18 PM
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your interim hero
Join Date: Oct 2006
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MORON Jokes...
dedicated to our moronic member: MORON
Why did it take the moron an hour to eat breakfast?
Because the orange juice carton instructions said Concentrate ! !
What do you do if a moron throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back at him .
How did the moron fall on the floor?
He tripped over the cordless phone.
Why did the moron climb the glass wall ?
To see what was on the other side!
How do you confuse a moron?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in one corner!
Why did the moron going to the airport turn around and go home?
Because he saw the sign that said "Airport Left".
Hear about the moron that got an AM radio?
It took him a month to realize he could play it at night.
Two morons were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.
The first moron said "These look like deer tracks,"
and the other moron said, "No, they look like moose tracks."
They argued and argued, and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
A Moron ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should
cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Why did 18 Morons go for a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
How do you make a Moron laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Why can't Morons make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
What do you call 10 Morons standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
Why does Moron have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
How do you get Moron on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
"Oh, look at the dead bird."
The Moron looked skyward and said "Where, Where? "
What do smart Morons and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
A Moron is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?" "Sure." "Give me
a green one, please."
Why did the moron get fired from the M&M factory?
Because he threw away all the W's!
How did the moron try to kill a fish?
He tried to drown it!
Why did the moron tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
How did the moron break his arm while raking leaves?
He fell out of the tree!
What did the moron say when he saw cheerios?
Oh Look, Doughnut seeds!
feel free to add...
These are from various sources...
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Mac Danzig is still on his back; his sweaty, pumped white torso is flushed with the auburn heat that auburn skin produces when it is aroused. His panting, fetching head has been pushed up against the cage by... Marc Bocek’s energetic pounding...
Last edited by buo : 05-04-2007 at 09:22 PM.
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05-04-2007, 09:22 PM
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Megaweight
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Thats awesome. I'd rep it but I already repped you earlier today. 
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05-04-2007, 09:23 PM
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your interim hero
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^ that's fine...thanks anyways
BTW, I expect MORON will be laughing at these by Tuesday.
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Mac Danzig is still on his back; his sweaty, pumped white torso is flushed with the auburn heat that auburn skin produces when it is aroused. His panting, fetching head has been pushed up against the cage by... Marc Bocek’s energetic pounding...
Last edited by buo : 05-04-2007 at 09:54 PM.
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05-04-2007, 10:29 PM
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your interim hero
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Originally Posted by MORON
Oh GOD  why couldnt you make up your own jokes instead of copying from the internet and then pasting them on this thread, nice try + Rep
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haha
I'm smart enough not to waste my brain juice on you. I guess you wouldn't grasp that logic because, hey... you're MORON!!!! 
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Mac Danzig is still on his back; his sweaty, pumped white torso is flushed with the auburn heat that auburn skin produces when it is aroused. His panting, fetching head has been pushed up against the cage by... Marc Bocek’s energetic pounding...
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05-04-2007, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by MORON
Oh GOD why couldnt you make up your own jokes instead of copying from the internet and then pasting them on this thread, nice try + Rep
STUP*D PIECE OF SH*T!!! |
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05-04-2007, 10:33 PM
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attention whore
Join Date: Oct 2006
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So Moron, Giant Silva, a bear, and David Hasslehoff walk into a bar, and the bartender says "Is this supposed to be a joke?"
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05-04-2007, 10:39 PM
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your interim hero
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Originally Posted by Damone
So Moron, Giant Silva, a bear, and David Hasslehoff walk into a bar, and the bartender says "Is this supposed to be a joke?"
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I can see this joke slowly traveling from MORON's ear ...on it's way to his brain... ETA: Tuesday. MORON will be rolling laughing by then.
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BTW, to MORON:
ETA= estimated time of arrival.... I hear ya...I don't know where'd the 'o' go either
(I know how you hated my avatars...so how how you like me now? )
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Mac Danzig is still on his back; his sweaty, pumped white torso is flushed with the auburn heat that auburn skin produces when it is aroused. His panting, fetching head has been pushed up against the cage by... Marc Bocek’s energetic pounding...
Last edited by buo : 05-04-2007 at 11:41 PM.
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05-04-2007, 11:17 PM
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MMA Fanatic
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: N.C.
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How do you drown a pollock?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
How do you get a one armed pollock out of a tree?
Wave
No disrespect to pollish people though, just jokes.
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05-05-2007, 04:36 PM
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Homicidal Maniac
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Did Moron get erased from the boards?
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05-05-2007, 04:40 PM
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your interim hero
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he got whacked!
good job by the mods. Thanks! Good riddance!
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Mac Danzig is still on his back; his sweaty, pumped white torso is flushed with the auburn heat that auburn skin produces when it is aroused. His panting, fetching head has been pushed up against the cage by... Marc Bocek’s energetic pounding...
Last edited by buo : 05-05-2007 at 04:42 PM.
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