Yes it's been a slow day in the MMA world since the huge announcement of the return of Nick Diaz and Anderson Silva.
Had to post this up because it's...well superbly hilarious!
If there is any woman to go to war for it would be Miranda Kerr. I would fight anyone including Brock and Bigfoot at the same time, walk through the jungle with bear pheromones for an entire month, smear BBQ sauce on my body wading across the Piranha infested waters of the Amazon, dress in a seal costume then attempt to swim off the coast of South Africa, and not least go toe to toe with the Biebs...roflz!
What would you do for Mz. Miranda?
A night or two ago, Orlando Bloom threw a weak punch in the general direction of Justin Bieber's dome in what will go down as the worst Street MMA ever. Actually, it wasn't even Street MMA. It was a GSP-level pampered dude throwing a pinkie-led punch at the temple of another dude who's even more pampered than GSP. That's why we didn't run it. We don't need to talk about Bieber, he already gets enough attention (or attn. if you're in a hurry).
But now Forrest Griffin is offering to train Orlando Bloom, so we can't ignore this any longer. Will this lead to a series of training videos featuring Forrest screaming at the top of his lungs for Orlando to, 'unleash the animal'? Probably not, but if it did, we'd feature them on MiddleEasy.com. Especially if Floyd Mayweather trains the Biebs or however you spell his name.
Griffin offered this elven olive branch to Orlando through TMZ:
"He threw a weak-ass punch!"
"He can come to Vegas anytime to train with me. If they ever fight again, I can show him some moves so he can win."
"But I gotta warn Orlando ... I think Floyd Mayweather Jr. is gonna train Bieber -- and that guy's a monster."
Here's the 'punch' if you care. Click on the link for the vid.
Marcus Aurelius: Tell me again, Maximus, why are we here?
Maximus: For the glory of the Empire, sire.
Baked, not fried... the healthy choice.