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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 08-14-2014, 03:42 AM Thread Starter
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Random person challenges War Machine to a $5k unsanctioned fight!

No clue how legit this is, but thought it was worth posting up in this section. Would you do it for $5k? I would with mouth piece, gloves w/ regular rules...hopefully w/ head gear to. If not oh wellz. Y not for a nice lil pay day.

Question For "War Machine" - Will You Fight Me
I have a proposal Mr. Machine: You're having a bit of trouble with the law right now. I'm sure you could use some extra cash for legal fees, and from what your ex says, perhaps for some Viagra.

No more trying to get a hold of you through your social media just to have you keep dodging the point. You're already on the run, so why not come out to my neck of the woods and meet my challenge: no refs, no rules, just a camera running so the video can be uploaded to YouTube when all is said and done. You will, of course, be asked to sign a waiver before we begin.

If you win, you get the $5,000 that I'll have in my pocket. That should help out a bit, if you can take it. If you lose, I require nothing else from you. You know how to get in touch with me, as I have been blowing up your inbox on everything. Since you are a War Machine, it should be easy to walk right through me and take my money.

I hope to hear from you soon.

Here's some follow up comments...lolz!

it's a trap don't do it WM

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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 08-14-2014, 10:32 AM
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If you say yes... You must post pics off your self in your current shape (not 10 years ago) and the gym your train at, or your just trolling IMO.

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Originally Posted by TheNinja View Post
If you say yes... You must post pics off your self in your current shape (not 10 years ago) and the gym your train at, or your just trolling IMO.
Straight up, I'd fight Kimbo right now for 5k.

I'm a mile off a 6 pack, I don't train MMA and am fairly new to martial arts training (2 years).

The ONLY requirement I'd have is that I have people around to pull him off of me if he annihilates me.

I know the rules say it's 5k for WM and not for the other guy, but **** it I'd be in for a shot at winning 5k.

I'd probably fight Cain right now in MMA for 100euro. What's the worst that'll happen, I lose some teeth? I add another scar to the collection?

I'm probably the best at keeping threads on topic of all time.
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