Sean "soccer kick" salmon vs. Charles "Captain Miserable" McCarthy
SUPERFIGHT!!! (yea its old school)
Andy "has a very small" Wang vs. Marlon "sack of shit" Sims
The winner of each fight will face each other. Then fight shogun, just so we could see someone get their ass wooped.
Sean Salmon will win by no contest because Charles will cut his wrists and die before the fight starts.
Andy Wang will win the superfight by Disqualification because Marlon will Spend the whole time talking about some crazy ass street fight aginst 90 people and their mothers that he won.
Sean Salmon will then continue to drop kick andy wang in the head winning by KO in the second round after trying to kick soccer balls at him for the hole first round.
Shogun will go on to Push Salmon's face in Winning by KO :03 seconds into the first round.