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post #91 of 112 (permalink) Old 02-22-2009, 11:27 AM
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I trained one time with an akido guy and he was showing me his moves and he was like standthere and im gonna take your arm and bend your wrist, etc. But when he tried with me resisting he was helpless and wide open for anything i could have thrown at him. Aikido was legal in the ufc inthe begining and it didnt win anything. Just dont believe in aikido at all
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Your right about the small joint manipulation but a simple wrestler would kill an aikido expert.
The only illegal Aikido techniques are bending fingers back, poking eyes and nut-sacks-- so it seems Aikido-masters can only fight like little kids, wow SO amazing and mysterious.

Wrestling requires you to pull no less than four fingers at a time, since otherwise you'll just dislocate a finger, and it's more about inflicting pain than using leverage-- so it becomes simply an ego-contest, which can just get messy; like once in a wrestling match, I got both my middle-fingers hyperextended, and could have given up-- but instead I just went ego, and didn't care about the pain, and was able to win-- but I had two useless hands for about a month after that.
And if a person was in a life-or-death struggle, it would be even messier-- it doesn't prove anything about who would win.
So when an okidoki says they can win a fight by twiddling your little toe etc, just realize that there's a slight difference between avoiding pain, and avoiding DEATH-- i.e. it's JUNK-SCIENCE. In reality, the only sure way to stop an attacker is to either cut off the oxygen to the brain, or destroy the central nervous system-- so unless you can brain somone with a punch, it's best to go for the choke, or at least bend a knee backwards.

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The only illegal Aikido techniques are bending fingers back, poking eyes and nut-sacks-- so it seems Aikido-masters can only fight like little kids, wow SO amazing and mysterious.
first of all dont double post.

secondly I was having fun going back and forth on this topic with you but the last post showed you dont know what you are talking about so im done with the thread



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first of all dont double post.
I didn't-- a double-post is when you make 2 identical posts, not one after the other.


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Secondly I was having fun going back and forth on this topic with you but the last post showed you dont know what you are talking about so im done with the thread
YOU don't know your momma from a hole in the ground. Don't let the door hitcha where the good priest splitcha.
If you make a claim, you have to back it up-- not hit and run like a little bee-otch.

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Yo JediCardTrick, y'all better make like an egg and split, dawg. That kind of shit don't go down well up in here playa.

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I didn't-- a double-post is when you make 2 identical posts, not one after the other.
no that is not what it is. we have a multi quote system in effect for a reason. if you post then the next post in the thread is yours it is a double post I dont care what is in them


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If you make a claim, you have to back it up-- not hit and run like a little bee-otch.
thank you for being the first person I can say this to.

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I didn't-- a double-post is when you make 2 identical posts, not one after the other.
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[QUOTE=JediCardTrick;820458]I didn't-- a double-post is when you make 2 identical posts, not one after the other.

Thats what I thought. Now I know. Theres been a couple of times I forgot to add something so I posted again right away, I did not know that was a double post, my bad
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The only illegal Aikido techniques are bending fingers back, poking eyes and nut-sacks-- so it seems Aikido-masters can only fight like little kids, wow SO amazing and mysterious.

Wrestling requires you to pull no less than four fingers at a time, since otherwise you'll just dislocate a finger, and it's more about inflicting pain than using leverage-- so it becomes simply an ego-contest, which can just get messy; like once in a wrestling match, I got both my middle-fingers hyperextended, and could have given up-- but instead I just went ego, and didn't care about the pain, and was able to win-- but I had two useless hands for about a month after that.
And if a person was in a life-or-death struggle, it would be even messier-- it doesn't prove anything about who would win.
So when an okidoki says they can win a fight by twiddling your little toe etc, just realize that there's a slight difference between avoiding pain, and avoiding DEATH-- i.e. it's JUNK-SCIENCE. In reality, the only sure way to stop an attacker is to either cut off the oxygen to the brain, or destroy the central nervous system-- so unless you can brain somone with a punch, it's best to go for the choke, or at least bend a knee backwards.
What always bothered me about aikido is how a little master or whatever you call an aikido teacher is holding on to a 250lb man and flipping him all over the place without breaking a sweat. I like most people watch whats going on and their are times when i actually see the insructor let go to change the lock but the participant acts like hes still in the holds. I have never seen a participant REALLY attack a teacher they are just submissive to him. Also I was on a jobsite and a black continental pulled up and asked for directions and it was segal for sure, he seemed cool just said thanks and we acted like we didnt know who he was. that was 12 years ago on Long Island NY
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They'd never let him in the ring beacuse the fat tub of goo would be affraid to take of his coat. He's a joke.
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