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Old 02-23-2009, 04:29 PM   #101 (permalink)
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They'd never let him in the ring beacuse the fat tub of goo would be affraid to take of his coat. He's a joke.
Thats too funny, but that tub of goo could beat Fedor
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Old 02-26-2009, 06:01 PM   #102 (permalink)
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I once saw a fat kid that was paralyzed from the waist down fall out of his wheel chair. A rather large dog who was "well endowed" came up and began humping the shit out of the fat kid. No matter how hard he struggled or I laughed that dog would not give up until finally he had finished having his way with the fat crippled kid. I just watched him cry, weep and mumble little blurps as I stepped over him to go on my way I couldn't help but think how bad it would suck to be that kid.

That is how steven seagull would fair in mma.
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Old 02-26-2009, 06:24 PM   #103 (permalink)
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awesome post, but i think you mean "fare"
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Old 02-26-2009, 06:53 PM   #104 (permalink)
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I dont know but there are great videos of him on youtube :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM-rJTu00DI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOKN_GlXvAs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnG-R...eature=related
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Old 02-26-2009, 06:59 PM   #105 (permalink)
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How would a 56 year old fat dude that talks like he's had a stroke do in MMA? I'd say pretty well, give him 2 weeks and he'd be the #1 HW in the world.
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Old 02-26-2009, 07:01 PM   #106 (permalink)
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awesome post, but i think you mean "fare"
Indeed. Meh 27hours awake and counting
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Old 02-26-2009, 07:52 PM   #107 (permalink)
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I'm going to watch for him on Celebrity Rehab due to what appears to be a problem with compulsive eating.
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Old 02-26-2009, 07:59 PM   #108 (permalink)
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Well if he can fight in the UFC even half as well as he can act then he would go straight to the top.
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Old 02-26-2009, 08:49 PM   #109 (permalink)
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I once saw a fat kid that was paralyzed from the waist down fall out of his wheel chair. A rather large dog who was "well endowed" came up and began humping the shit out of the fat kid. No matter how hard he struggled or I laughed that dog would not give up until finally he had finished having his way with the fat crippled kid. I just watched him cry, weep and mumble little blurps as I stepped over him to go on my way I couldn't help but think how bad it would suck to be that kid.

That is how steven seagull would fair in mma.
HAHHA that is some funny shit right there!!
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:13 AM   #110 (permalink)
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martworld has a little shameless behaviour in the past
He would do excellent work.Thats for sure
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