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Old 02-21-2009, 06:07 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Dude I am totally serious. I don't joke around when it comes to Steven Segal. The guy is the baddest dude on the planet.
Then Gene LeBell must be an alien.

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Haven't you ever seen Out for Justice? He can take a whole room of armed Hells Angels out with his bare hands. I think if he can handle a room of Hells Angels he could beat Fedor pretty easily.
Ok, you do realize that was FICTION? HELLO?

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Next time you want to insult me with you ignorant rants, maybe you should pop a copy of that movie into your Beta Max player.
Ok, this has GOT to be a joke-- NOBODY can be this stupid!
I thought I told you to put DOWN the crack pipe?

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In fact, the only person on the planet who would maybe, MAYBE, even have a chance of lasting more than a minute with segal is Jean Claude Van Dam, and that would only be when Jean Claude was in his prime like when he was in the documentary Lionheart.
HAHAHAHAH!
You really had me going there!
You jerk! HAHAHAHAHA!

But I was right- NOBODY could believe that.

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Old 02-21-2009, 06:15 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Then Gene LeBell must be an alien.



Ok, you do realize that was FICTION? HELLO?



Ok, this has GOT to be a joke-- NOBODY can be this stupid!
I thought I told you to put DOWN the crack pipe?
Dude, out for Justice was a documentary from when Segal was a police officer before he started acting. I went to Film school, I should know.

I told you to stop insulting me. I haven't smoked crack in at least three or 4 days.
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Old 02-21-2009, 06:20 PM   #83 (permalink)
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Dude, out for Justice was a documentary from when Segal was a police officer before he started acting. I went to Film school, I should know.
Hey, Seagal was NEVER a police officer-- that was just an undercover gig for when he worked for the CIA as a Navy Seal, and YOU KNOW IT!

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I told you to stop insulting me. I haven't smoked crack in at least three or 4 days.
Please, I saw less smoking crack in the Paris Hilton vid.
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Old 02-21-2009, 06:39 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Old 02-21-2009, 06:53 PM   #85 (permalink)
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You left out the captions:


Seagal safety-tip:
NEVER TRY TO HOLD IN A FART!

(And you thought Dizzy Gillespie's head got puffed up during concerts?)







"You can judge an actor's talent by his emotional range."







Seagal on Kareoke night:
"Outta my way, kid, I wanna SING!"







Public response to Seagal's lastest movie, "Smurf the Smurf."

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Old 02-22-2009, 10:35 AM   #86 (permalink)
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k91st has a little shameless behaviour in the past
he had a bad day see him in real action
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I don't know for sure, but my best guess is that it is extremely hard to defend? I don't really know...but if you look on the UFC website on their Rules page, it says "small joint manipulation" is not allowed, and that's basically just what Aikido is. You catch a punch or grab their arm in the clinch, and twist their wrist (which I am guessing is considered a 'small joint', because I've NEVER seen someone use an Aikido move in the UFC) a certain way and you can submit them because otherwise you will just break their wrist, or arm, or fingers, or whatever you got a hold of. That's just my guess though, I don't see any other reason as to why small joint manipulation would be banned other than it's because it's so easy to break someone's bone like that.
Your right about the small joint manipulation but a simple wrestler would kill an aikido expert.
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:56 AM   #88 (permalink)
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Too bad I went offline last night lol.

The whole in a street fight x because they are rules in MMA is such a load of crap.

Seagal would get eaten alive by any modern well rounded MMA pratitioner today. In a cage, in a ring, on the street, drunk in a bar.....anywhere. Seagal is a joke....

I hate the attitude that Aikido pratitioners know all these secrettechniques that are not legal in MMA, therefore they can beat MMA practitioners in street fights.
A mentally retarded 12 year old can eye gouge(I have a friend that did when we were in primary school) and the same goes for small joint manipulation. Theres no secret art to breaking someones fingers.
I aint an Aikido hater.....my Uncle has done it for years and I have great respect for him. But these secret martial arts techniques that they only teach to 18th degree black belts because they are so 'dangerous' are a load of shite.
I trained one time with an akido guy and he was showing me his moves and he was like standthere and im gonna take your arm and bend your wrist, etc. But when he tried with me resisting he was helpless and wide open for anything i could have thrown at him. Aikido was legal in the ufc inthe begining and it didnt win anything. Just dont believe in aikido at all
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Old 02-22-2009, 11:00 AM   #89 (permalink)
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In all his movies I dont think anybody ever takes him down? He fights like ten guys and they all come at him one at a time. What if two people just grabbed him took him to the ground that would be the end. But this is hollywood.
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In all his movies I dont think anybody ever takes him down? He fights like ten guys and they all come at him one at a time. What if two people just grabbed him took him to the ground that would be the end. But this is hollywood.
More like instead of fighting him on the offiensive, they should just hit him from both sides, or just grab his arm or leg and "make a wish--" like even DOGS will do, because it's so obvious.

But Seagal's films are all just immature, self-indulgent fantasy, like a little whiny kid who lives in his own world, and pretends he can beat everyone-- so then he choreographs everything to fulfill his egocentric fantasy, abusing the characters... just like he does with the people in his life. That's why he ended up such a loer: instead of getting help, he took out his problems on his family, friends, co-workers... and audience, until he had none left but the dregs who were the same way.

I think "On Deadly Ground" was most telling, since that's where he had the most creative control over the events, as well as the choreography-- and as a result, it BOMBED worse than anything he ever did.

For example, in the bar-fight (stolen straight from "Billy Jack" for the setup, i.e. the hero gets mad at rednecks pouring stuff on an indian), a guy comes up behind Seagal and puts a choke-hold on him-- and so be beats the guy by grabbing his nut-sack.

Obviously, this was Seagal re-writing his incident with GENE LE BELL, from when Gene choked him out! But in THIS version, instead of him passing out and crapping his pants, it works out the way he WANTED it to against Gene-- since he had TRIED to go for Gene's nut-sack, but IT DIDN'T WORK IN REAL LIFE.

So he re-wrote history, in this little self-indulgent revenge-scene-- and thus USED the studio, stuntmen, audience and everyone else to mend HIS OWN fragile little ego, so that the PUBLIC OFFICIAL version of a chokehold on Seagal, eclipsed the private ACTUAL version, in which Gene Le Bell did it!

Seriously-- since WHEN is it a show of great martial-arts skill to grab someone's nut-sack, anyway? More like smething a litte kid would do-- appropriately, because Seagal HAS no real martial-arts skills; and likewise, the only reason for including such a movie in a martial-arts movie, would be to re-write the REAL event, and soothe his little ego-bruise by forcing it on the public, taking advantage of their public trust and goodwill for his own psychotic purposes.

Next, he faces a guy named "Big Mike," and totally destroys him in the most sadistic-- and egotistical-- fight-scene ever filmed-- and then LECTURING him!

Obviously scene mentally represents SEAGAL TAKING REVENGE ON HIS FATHER, who was also named "Mike," and who abused Seagal as a child-- wnd who was "big," because that's how Seagal always remembered him from then. So basically it was about him getting revenge on his psychotic image of his dad, in a character named "Big Mike" in a classic display of "Oedipus Complex!"

Obviously, Seagal's dad did the same thing to Seagal when he was a kid-- and so now he passes on the abuse to his audience. Way to go, Stevie! Keep that ol' cycle-of-abusing going-- to millions of your adoring fans!

So basically, Seagal's movies are all just a bunch of egotistical wank-fests where he expresses and lives out his mental problems as a legend in his own mind. I could tell he was a pathological narcissist (and complete a-hole) in about the first minute of his first movie, "Above the Law--" which he obviously thinks he is, since that phrase describes how a narcissist thinks about himself, i.e. that the same laws don't apply to them that apply to others.

Everything in Seagal's movies is an open book about his psychosis... that's why they're so damned disturbing to watch-- i.e. HE THINKS IT'S REALITY, and he doesn't care how offensive it is to normal decent people who RESPECT others the same way they want to be respected. He belongs BEHIND a screen, not ONE one.

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