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post #11 of 53 (permalink) Old 07-18-2007, 11:17 AM
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.....twice!
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post #12 of 53 (permalink) Old 07-18-2007, 01:36 PM
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I would have to take Norris on this one. I mean, the guy is wearing cowboy boots when he does it.

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post #13 of 53 (permalink) Old 07-18-2007, 02:01 PM
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I would have to take Norris on this one. I mean, the guy is wearing cowboy boots when he does it.

LOL!

You ****ers! I cant stop laughing!

Allowing the animals to live!? Classic, just classic.
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post #14 of 53 (permalink) Old 07-18-2007, 02:11 PM
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Umm, Chuck Norris once got in a knife fight...


The knife lost.
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post #15 of 53 (permalink) Old 07-18-2007, 02:54 PM Thread Starter
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lmao I guess you ppl actually know what the man, the myth, the legend is about. Chuck Norris is also probably, most likely your moma's pimp too, he's everywhere
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post #16 of 53 (permalink) Old 07-18-2007, 03:11 PM
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chuck norris can slam a revolving door

Mac Danzig and his bird feeder once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Mac Danzig can kill two fighters with one bird feeder.
Superman owns a pair of Mac Danzig bird feeder pajamas.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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Cro Cop Musosi and bada hari
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post #18 of 53 (permalink) Old 07-18-2007, 03:31 PM
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when chuck norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet. the water gets chuck norris

Mac Danzig and his bird feeder once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Mac Danzig can kill two fighters with one bird feeder.
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post #19 of 53 (permalink) Old 07-18-2007, 03:40 PM
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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I think I'll have to give this one to Chuck
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