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Old 07-18-2007, 12:17 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.....twice!
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Old 07-18-2007, 02:36 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I would have to take Norris on this one. I mean, the guy is wearing cowboy boots when he does it.
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Old 07-18-2007, 03:01 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I would have to take Norris on this one. I mean, the guy is wearing cowboy boots when he does it.

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You ****ers! I cant stop laughing!

Allowing the animals to live!? Classic, just classic.
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Old 07-18-2007, 03:11 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Umm, Chuck Norris once got in a knife fight...


The knife lost.
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Old 07-18-2007, 03:54 PM   #15 (permalink)
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lmao I guess you ppl actually know what the man, the myth, the legend is about. Chuck Norris is also probably, most likely your moma's pimp too, he's everywhere
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Old 07-18-2007, 04:11 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 07-18-2007, 04:18 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 07-18-2007, 04:31 PM   #18 (permalink)
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when chuck norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet. the water gets chuck norris
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The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

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I think I'll have to give this one to Chuck
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