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Old 07-18-2007, 03:43 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 07-18-2007, 03:48 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 07-18-2007, 04:06 PM   #24 (permalink)
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nobody can survive within a 5 metre radius around chuck norris, many have tried but no one has lived to tell the tale

chuck norris' roundhouse kick can also cause a tidal wave
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Old 07-19-2007, 01:23 PM   #25 (permalink)
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nobody can survive within a 5 metre radius around chuck norris, many have tried but no one has lived to tell the tale

chuck norris' roundhouse kick can also cause a tidal wave

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.


When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.



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Old 07-19-2007, 08:13 PM   #26 (permalink)
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chuck norris once knocked out 3 elephants with 1 roundhouse kick

chuck norris' hair can be used as a brilo pad

the phrase "it's rick james b!tch" actually belongs to norris, it was originally "it's chuck norris b!tch" which he uses when slappin yo moma's
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Old 07-20-2007, 05:42 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:06 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I dont know why..........but the chuck norris jokes never get old to me........I have heard them all a million times but everytime I read these things I cant stop laughing

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:14 AM   #29 (permalink)
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While on set of "walker texas ranger" a young deer was hit by one of the film trucks. Chuck quickly came over to the deer wich was sorrounded by the cast, he immediatly started giving the deer mouth to mouth and brough it back to life.

As soon as the deer was back on all fours chuck delivered a vicius rounhouse kick snaping the deer's neck and killing it instantly.

As the crew stood in shock, chuck stated "that's to remind you that what the good chuck giveth the good chuck taketh away".
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:27 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I was looking at some Chuck sayings and I ran by this one.........never seen this one

What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”.

this one is good too

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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