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post #1 of 28 (permalink) Old 07-21-2007, 01:02 PM Thread Starter
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Lets put these ridiculous 8 year old fantasies about actors fighting in MMA to rest

Bruce Lee
Jackie Chan
Chuck Norris
Steven Segal

and ever other terrible action film star you can think of would get his ass handed to him by Danny Abbadi. These guys were no better than any small town community center martial arts instructor. They would get simply manhandled by the lamest of todays MMA athletes. So quit watching 'Enter The Dragon' and making these stupid "What if..." threads and get a life.

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Bruce Lee
Jackie Chan
Chuck Norris
Steven Segal

and ever other terrible action film star you can think of would get his ass handed to him by Danny Abbadi. These guys were no better than any small town community center martial arts instructor. They would get simply manhandled by the lamest of todays MMA athletes. So quit watching 'Enter The Dragon' and making these stupid "What if..." threads and get a life.

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What's an eight year old fantasy?
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I was implying that they are immature fantasies..like the kind children would have.

Sorry I forgot that I have to explain everything very clearly for the less intelligent forum members.
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Bruce Lee
Jackie Chan
Chuck Norris
Steven Segal

and ever other terrible action film star you can think of would get his ass handed to him by Danny Abbadi. These guys were no better than any small town community center martial arts instructor. They would get simply manhandled by the lamest of todays MMA athletes. So quit watching 'Enter The Dragon' and making these stupid "What if..." threads and get a life.

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I agree with you that these "actors" would probably not fair very well in today's MMA world but you're pushing it a little too far saying that Danny Abbadi would beat Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris...pfft I'm sorry but that is just sacreligious

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Bruce Lee
Jackie Chan
Chuck Norris
Steven Segal

and ever other terrible action film star you can think of would get his ass handed to him by Danny Abbadi. These guys were no better than any small town community center martial arts instructor. They would get simply manhandled by the lamest of todays MMA athletes. So quit watching 'Enter The Dragon' and making these stupid "What if..." threads and get a life.

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You're fighting a losing battle, dude. The day this thread moves to Page 2, it will start all over again, sorry to say.

By the way, I wonder how Charles Bronson would do in UFC.....
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Here are rules for this forum; so you have to expect these kinds of threads, that's what Smacktalk was invented for...

UFC Smacktalk UFC Smacktalk is for all the cheering, jeering, and smack-talking that you want. This is the stuff that isn't appropriate for the UFC Discussion forum. Rules are light, so if you don't have a sense of humor, then don't go here!

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post #7 of 28 (permalink) Old 07-21-2007, 08:15 PM
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Here are rules for this forum; so you have to expect these kinds of threads, that's was Smacktalk was invented for...

UFC Smacktalk UFC Smacktalk is for all the cheering, jeering, and smack-talking that you want. This is the stuff that isn't appropriate for the UFC Discussion forum. Rules are light, so if you don't have a sense of humor, then don't go here!
all those posts you see in the smacktalk section, about Steven Segal or whoever, are all posted in the main section, and they are blocking other decent threads to be seen.

The reason? Its ironic really. Smart people who will know its smacktalk will post it in smacktalk. But usually they dont post smacktalk, at least certainly not the "how would XXX do in MMA". On the other hand, most people who will actually post smacktalk type threads are not smart enough to get that they are posting smack, so it goes in the main section!

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You're fighting a losing battle, dude. The day this thread moves to Page 2, it will start all over again, sorry to say.

By the way, I wonder how Charles Bronson would do in UFC.....
The man has had four deathwishes, tunneled out of a german pow camp...he should be the commissioner
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To the OP, it's not very smart to say things like that about Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris??

do your research, and you will realize how stupid you are for saying he is like a small town martial arts instructer

Bruce Lee?

I am sure most small town martial arts instructures revolutionised martial arts and help make it what it was today. Many more reasons on him but i am not in the mood to argue anymore with somebody that is just putting down names just to get post replyies

you list all these actors do you even know anything about them before you post?

you say that these people would not fare well are you talking about in there prime or now. heck if you want to just generlize action stars I actually think Jet Lee would do well in MMA.I personally dont know of any fighter that had/has the training dedication of Jet Lee.



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