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Old 01-08-2008, 09:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Could Fedor win this fight?



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Has a powerful roundhouse kick and....ermmmm.....some other skills.



He could pity every punch Fedor threw at him.



Michael could hide in his bufon, then when Fedor isn't looking bitch slap him or run him over with Kit.



Albert Clifford once beat up Zac Morse and bullied Screech Powers. I think that is some good credentials.



All he would have to do is stand there, open his arms up and go "aeeeeeeeeeeey". Or hit a jukebox that wasn't working.



Thumb points up. Point behind. And say "Make like a tree and leave". Fedor is gone. Maybe.


I think the buyrates would be huge and seriously something Dana should consider. The best MMA fighter in the world vs 6 80s TV hardmen.
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Old 01-08-2008, 10:05 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I don't know man I think the toughest fight for Fedor would be Michael Knight. lol
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I think they should have a MMA royal rumble event, 10 icons in the cage. Instead of going over the top rope, you get ko'd.

The smart money is already on Mr T!
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Fedor VS Mr. T is an intriguing matchup.

Under normal circumstances Fedor wins by armbar in the second.

However if Mr T has a smart training staff, his corner man will whisper in his ear before the fight that Fedor is threatening to tear down the local youth rec center.

In which case Mr T wins 13 seconds into the first round by KO by 1987 two-tone custom chevy van.
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Fedor VS Mr. T is an intriguing matchup.

Under normal circumstances Fedor wins by armbar in the second.

However if Mr T has a smart training staff, his corner man will whisper in his ear before the fight that Fedor is threatening to tear down the local youth rec center.

In which case Mr T wins 13 seconds into the first round by KO by 1987 two-tone custom chevy van.
hahahaha!!!

I get scared to think what might happen to fedor if Mr T hears that fedor has been disprepecting his own mother! ouch!

Oh and Mr T's sponsor... would definitely be Milk!
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everybody but chuck. noway fedor would take The Norris
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Fedor VS Mr. T is an intriguing matchup.

Under normal circumstances Fedor wins by armbar in the second.

However if Mr T has a smart training staff, his corner man will whisper in his ear before the fight that Fedor is threatening to tear down the local youth rec center.

In which case Mr T wins 13 seconds into the first round by KO by 1987 two-tone custom chevy van.
I have no idea why but I laughed so hard at "Under normal circumstances fedor wins by armbar in the second"

BAHAHAHA
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