Has a powerful roundhouse kick and....ermmmm.....some other skills.
He could pity every punch Fedor threw at him.
Michael could hide in his bufon, then when Fedor isn't looking bitch slap him or run him over with Kit.
Albert Clifford once beat up Zac Morse and bullied Screech Powers. I think that is some good credentials.
All he would have to do is stand there, open his arms up and go "aeeeeeeeeeeey". Or hit a jukebox that wasn't working.
Thumb points up. Point behind. And say "Make like a tree and leave". Fedor is gone. Maybe.
I think the buyrates would be huge and seriously something Dana should consider. The best MMA fighter in the world vs 6 80s TV hardmen.