MMA SmacktalkMMA Smacktalk is for all the cheering, jeering, and smack-talking that you want. This is the stuff that isn't appropriate for the MMA Discussion forum. Rules are light, so if you don't have a sense of humor, then don't go here!
when your lying in bed with your girl and u stop everything to watch tito vs chuck and she falls out with you and you spend the next day grovelling!! lol happened before, worth it to see chuck kick his ass!
your friend comes over and picks out a random ufc event from your collection to watch. you recite the commentators word for word for the entire 3 hour show, your friend has never been the same around you since that day.
you have every ufc event on dvd twice, in case something happens to the other copies.
you can predict the outcome of a fight right down to the exact nanosecond of the finish.
you attempt to rob a grocery store armed only with a pair of 3oz gloves and a mouth guard.
you have a 19-1-0 record in street fights, the loss was down to not being mentally prepared.
you took up gambling so you can win enough money to buy the ufc.
you have applied for every tuf gaining/cutting weight accordingly. right now your 96 pounds above your natural weight class.
you have a huge tribal tattoo on your back with the word affliction in the centre.
__________________ <--- the punch that started it all!
My current favirote fighters
Junior Dos Santos
WAR dan hardy, paul daley, ross pearson and terry etim doing it for the britz!