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Old 01-23-2008, 08:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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You Know you are addicted to UFC when....

1.- You rate your sex performance on effective striking, grappling, agression, and octagon control.

2.- You always bring a referee and three judges in case you get into a street fight.

These topics always provide some good entertainment, add your own =), Creativity wins.
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Old 01-23-2008, 08:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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when your lying in bed with your girl and u stop everything to watch tito vs chuck and she falls out with you and you spend the next day grovelling!! lol happened before, worth it to see chuck kick his ass!

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Old 01-23-2008, 08:31 PM   #3 (permalink)
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While 'setting the mood' with your girl you can't resist but get into mount and say, 'I could finish you 10 different ways from this position."
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Old 01-23-2008, 08:38 PM   #4 (permalink)
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your friend comes over and picks out a random ufc event from your collection to watch. you recite the commentators word for word for the entire 3 hour show, your friend has never been the same around you since that day.

you have every ufc event on dvd twice, in case something happens to the other copies.

you can predict the outcome of a fight right down to the exact nanosecond of the finish.

you attempt to rob a grocery store armed only with a pair of 3oz gloves and a mouth guard.

you have a 19-1-0 record in street fights, the loss was down to not being mentally prepared.

you took up gambling so you can win enough money to buy the ufc.

you have applied for every tuf gaining/cutting weight accordingly. right now your 96 pounds above your natural weight class.

you have a huge tribal tattoo on your back with the word affliction in the centre.
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While 'setting the mood' with your girl you can't resist but get into mount and say, 'I could finish you 10 different ways from this position."
this is soo true
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:17 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
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