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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-27-2008, 06:22 PM Thread Starter
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fedor deserves his own chuck norris style jokes!

fedor is pretty much the king of mma right now, so he definately needs some immortal jokes. post yours here


there is always someone bigger and stronger, unless your name is fedor.

fedor will go to heaven if he dies, not because he's a saint, but because satan wants nothing to do with him.

theres a rumour that fedor once armbarred a bear, this story is way off. what actually happened was that fedor was getting some firewood on day when a pack of 12 wolves, 2 grizzly bears, an anaconda and a lion suddenly ambushed fedor. fedor turned around and killed them all with his stare.

namco played with the idea of having fedor be the last boss in the latest tekken game, but they decided he would have been unrealistically overpowered.

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"Chuck Norris looks for Fedor in his closet"

"Fedor's belly has been known for reppelling bullets shot at him back at the aggressor, killing him"

"The russian mafia once tried to bribe Fedor. There were no survivers"

"Next to the blue whale, Fedor's nuts are the biggest known organic being, their main purpose being not reproduction but transportation for MMA forum members"

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fedor is pretty much the king of mma right now, so he definately needs some immortal jokes. post yours here

So exactly what has he done lately to earn this title? Could understnand if you we're saying this 2 years go, but now its kind of old.
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So exactly what has he done lately to earn this title? Could understnand if you we're saying this 2 years go, but now its kind of old.
Exactly, if anyone was king, it's Anderson Silva

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SILENCE, infidels!!!

Post more Fedor facts or else he will strike thee down!

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So exactly what has he done lately to earn this title? Could understnand if you we're saying this 2 years go, but now its kind of old.
he's still the same fedor he was in pride. it's not his fault that they've put unworthy competition against him.

this topic was meant for a bit of fun. lets get back to it

'fedor is immune to death'

'there is a huge meteor which will collide with earth by 2020. the russians have already devised a plan to stop this, its called operation fedor'

'fedor once had an orgasm so intense that he broke out into a rash and had to get antibiotics. no one hard the heart to tell him it was syphilis'

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