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post #11 of 93 (permalink) Old 03-03-2008, 03:18 PM
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Wow, this is the stuff of legends.

Honestly, if I were Cummo, I would have just lied and said I mainlined coffee into my bloodstream before the fight to give me an edge... surely that couldn't have been as damaging to his reputation as the truth in this case.

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post #12 of 93 (permalink) Old 03-03-2008, 03:19 PM
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JESUS CHRIST that is a LOT of caffeine....seriously wtf luke?
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What? No creamer? Awwww Luuukkkkeee...............

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post #15 of 93 (permalink) Old 03-03-2008, 03:31 PM
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Ken Pavia wrote a series of articles posted to mmajunkie about the various things Cummo does to "maintain his health". There was some wacky stuff but he seems to believe in it 100% and has been doing it for quite some time. Interesting it caused him to fail his drug test though!

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post #16 of 93 (permalink) Old 03-03-2008, 03:34 PM
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Damn Cummo, I know it's only caffeine but we know what's up.
He was just getting a good following of people who believe in him...
Well I wish him luck in the future and stay of the coke. lol

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Attention all geniuses. That is a humor site, not a news site. The rest of you, 'continue the joke.'

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post #18 of 93 (permalink) Old 03-03-2008, 03:41 PM
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This is completely believable. Not only is the coffee aenema not an uncommon practise, I've heard of it before this, but from the number of blogs and articles I've read, Luke takes incredible care of himself and I couldn't imagine him doing this for anything other than a bodily cleansing.

I believe this will be heavily debated. I expect a lot of people to release statements in support of Luke, and hopefully his suspension lifted or at least decreased.
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post #19 of 93 (permalink) Old 03-03-2008, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by jasvll View Post
'continue the joke.'
So the white guy rubs the lamp, genie pops
Seriously though I don't think there should be too many repercussions for this.

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This site isnt a joke website they provide alot of breaking news before alot of other websites out there.
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