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Old 03-03-2008, 02:58 PM   #21 (permalink)
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This site isnt a joke website they provide alot of breaking news before alot of other websites out there.
Are you trying to say that you believe the details of this article?
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Old 03-03-2008, 03:07 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I call shenanigans.

23,000 mg? 10,000 mg is considered a lethal dose, although a person reportedly survived 24,000mg(survived being the operative word).

A cup of expresso with a decent amount of caffeine has about 100mg in it. You're telling me he had the equivalent of 230 cups of expresso in his system? Even if they were super strong coffees that's over a 100 worth.
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Old 03-03-2008, 03:14 PM   #23 (permalink)
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LOL the best part is this from Cummo

"Luke Cummo released the following statement explaining the test results:

Before the fight I pumped three litres of coffee up my rectum as part of an enema to break up persistent gallstones. Never did I imagine that a procedure I perform on myself regularly would result in my suspension. While I am disappointed at the narrow mindedness of the OAC and it’s inability to recognize the benefits of drinking urine and performing coffee enemas, I accept their ruling."
Hahahahaha, wtf?
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Old 03-03-2008, 03:16 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Coffee enemas aren't uncommon.

Here are the links again for those who did not read into them.


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Old 03-03-2008, 03:19 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Since some people still aren't getting it.
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Old 03-03-2008, 03:30 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Since some people still aren't getting it.

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Haha, wow, I feel dumb right now.

I was outright defending Cummo to a madeup story.
Still hilarious though.
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Old 03-03-2008, 03:31 PM   #27 (permalink)
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If I am going to shove 230 cups of coffee up my ass, I had better at least win the fight.
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Old 03-03-2008, 03:41 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Well i hope he used Folgers.... i mean only the best grains of coffee
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Old 03-03-2008, 03:43 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I am no longer a fan of luke cummo

that is just absolutely F***** disgusting
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Old 03-03-2008, 03:46 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Since some of us still, still aren't getting it.
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