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View Poll Results: Which is the greatest martial art

Jeremy Jitsu 3 27.27%
Joe Son Do 7 63.64%
R.I.P. 1 9.09%
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Old 05-07-2008, 11:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Jeremy Jitsu vs. Joe Son Do vs. R.I.P.

Which is the most effective/impressive martial arts technique?

Just as a refresher, here is a quick description of each amazing art:

Jeremy Jitsu - The art of acting like a complete jackass, talking shit, feigning injuries to skip practice, getting embarrassed in the octagon, then talking more shit.

Joe Son Do - The art of coming to the ring with horrible theatrics, talking crap and being a horrible sportsman all in the name of the lord, putting on a super sloppy guillotine, then blocking punches with your groin.

R.I.P.
- The art of making rhymes in your introductory video, throwing some weird looking strikes, then catching a flying knee with your face.

It's really hard for me to decide between these 3 powerful self defense techniques, but I will give a slight edge to Joe Son Do. There's nothing like having your protege (Kimo) come out carrying a cross then rubbing it in his opponent's face that he injured him after losing the fight. Classy!

What are your thoughts?
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Old 05-10-2008, 10:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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R.I.P. wins.
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Old 05-12-2008, 11:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I took Jermey Jitsu. Noone is ready for that. Throwing wildly and gassing early will throw any opponent off guard.
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