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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 07-24-2008, 11:48 AM Thread Starter
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Fedor VS Chuck Norris

ok we all know the universe will implode and reverse the effects of the Big Bang. but what would happen right before the universe ends?
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post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old 07-24-2008, 12:08 PM
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Chuck Norris? Was he the guy that got his face rearranged by Pat Smith at UFC 2?

He needs to work on his ground game before he can hang with Fedor. And if the unified rules are in effect, he should watch out for elbows.

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I'd put my money on Walker Texas Ranger!

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i think both fighters will throw a right roundhouse which clashes in the middle of the air instantly creating an atom-splitting effect which kills all the audience in a exploding flash
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I think the undercard boute between Jean Claude Van Damm and Anderson Silva would have to be held in a cage in order to prevent limbs from flying into the crowd and injuring a specatator.




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fedor by armbar
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this fight would inevitably mean the end of the universe, but don't worry it's not gonna happen








Batman will prevent it, or Fox Moulder
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post #8 of 17 (permalink) Old 07-25-2008, 04:27 PM
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Chuck Norris would kick Fedor's ass............................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ....................in no contact karate.

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Oh, I haven't seen this thread before
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Oh, I haven't seen this thread before
really? sorry man, im new to the forum scene. im posting cause im so bored at work. and it just seemed fitting to pitch the 2 best P4P fighters together in a match... of the century

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