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post #11 of 61 (permalink) Old 10-14-2008, 05:49 AM
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You just can't argue with any of this really.
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post #12 of 61 (permalink) Old 10-14-2008, 05:58 AM
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So true... sooo true... Rotten Rob is the greatest there ever is, ever was or ever will be....


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post #13 of 61 (permalink) Old 10-14-2008, 10:43 PM
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He's actually the best WW in the world.

Rotten Rob beat K-Taro, who defeated Ronald Jhun, who beat Shonie Carter, who KO'd Matt Serra, who upset GSP.

Suizida tried to tell me that Jardine's Techno viking monkey style was too much for Vera's overhyped skills but i was to busy nuthugging to listen to 'the truth'
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post #14 of 61 (permalink) Old 10-14-2008, 10:49 PM Thread Starter
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Rotten Rob is so good that not only is he the number 1 WW, he's actually a top 10 WW, too. Dude is ranked twice.

How freakin' awesome is that?

Oh, and while most know Rotten Rob is the greatest, I still felt the need to tell everyone, since watching Rotten Rob kill Manny inspired me to praise him.

Also, Emerson should be undefeated and should've won TUF 5. Oh, and to continue the LHW ranking, Horn also beat Forrest Griffin, who is the LHW champion. St. Leg-Kicker is the second coming of Roy Jones Jr. only he can KICK! wait, Roy's the second coming of Rotten Rob, except his leg's are too short to leg-kick with God.


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post #16 of 61 (permalink) Old 10-14-2008, 11:10 PM
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Also remarkably the best BW in the world, if you could believe it:

Rotten Rob KO'd Manny, who beat Sammy Morgan, who KO'd Bang, who KO'd Pulver, who defeated Uno, who beat Menjivar, who beat Ryan Ackerman, who put the only blemish on Miguel Torres' resume. Outstanding.

Rotten Rob = Best P4P fighter on the planet, bar none.

Suizida tried to tell me that Jardine's Techno viking monkey style was too much for Vera's overhyped skills but i was to busy nuthugging to listen to 'the truth'
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This is Rob's "I am the best fighter ever, and I just screwed your wife" face.



This is Rob's "I am the greatest and I just took a dump in Fedor's mouth" face. True story: Rob Emerson's poop smells like french vanilla ice cream.


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Why is this in the smack talk section?

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Because the mod's would move the topic from the masses. Why waste the time, you know? I mean, Joe Silva's afraid that Emerson would beat Penn, so he'll never get a shot. Mod's are afraid that this topic would be the only thing people would post in in the UFC section.

But, you better believe it, when dealing with Emerson, I am serious business.


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post #20 of 61 (permalink) Old 10-14-2008, 11:28 PM
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Why is this in the smack talk section?
Because this joke has run its course, and a thread seems to get recycled about it once a month. I pretty much hate Manny now for helping perpetuate this madness and the sad thing is I love my Armenian fighters.

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