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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-20-2008, 12:28 PM Thread Starter
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For $1,000? Clinch an old lady or triangle choke your boss?

Would you approach an old lady on the street and randomly clinch her for $1,000? Or would you triangle choke your boss? I'd have to go with the old lady.
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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-20-2008, 12:30 PM
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Are you insane?? I'd triangle my boss for free if it wouldnt lose me my job!
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post #3 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-20-2008, 12:35 PM
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Should be in smacktalk really but yeah I'd triangle my boss for free aswell.
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post #4 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-20-2008, 12:39 PM
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Can the old lady be Nancy Pelosi? If so, I would gladly pay her the same clinch respect that Silva gave to Franklin.

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post #5 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-20-2008, 12:47 PM
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i've grappled with my boss before lol. Only on special occassions, 30th birthday we tried to throw him up and hit the celing lol
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post #6 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-20-2008, 02:15 PM
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I'd do both for $1000.

I'm also moving this to smacktalk.
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post #7 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-20-2008, 03:48 PM
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Either for 1000.

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post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-20-2008, 03:58 PM
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Honest truth:
About 4 months ago my boss was goofing around and threw a couple fake punches toward me. I changed levels, took him down to side control and gave him a medium strength elbow to the chest (as opposed to the face).
We laughed and I still work here. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone else though and I won't do it again, however it was fun!
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post #10 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-23-2008, 03:27 PM
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1. For a grand I would missile drop kick an old lady.

2. I would triangle choke my boss, my bosses boss, my bosses bosses boss and my bosses bosses bosses boss for free if I didn't loose my job for it.
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