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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old 02-07-2009, 05:51 AM Thread Starter
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could chuck norris beat fedor

so im bored and decided id make a mock thread just for fun.. could chuck norris beat fedor...

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post #2 of 18 (permalink) Old 02-07-2009, 07:42 AM
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I'm sorry. That is one of those paradoxical questions that science will unfortunately never be understand. I mean look at the damn variables.

Fedor= Unstoppable Force
Chuck Norris= Immovable Object

It's a catacalysmic collision that could result in widespread and rampant death. From here on end, we shall call this fight the-fight-that-will-not-be-named.
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Hmm..interesting. Fedor is awesome...but come on it's Frickin' CHUCK NORRIS!! Of course he could beat him!! He has single-handedly saved the world COUNTLESS times! AND he fought BRUCE LEE in Way of The Dragon.

I am sorry, but Fedor can beat anyone else...just not Chuck Norris...
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if they fought once fedor throws his overhand right and norris throws his roundhouse when the two connect the end of the universe would be here. Don''t tempt fate with this thread, i like my universe.
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Chuck Norris would win by split decision. Yeah, fedor's that good.
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It's obviously going to be a no contest because the judges will be fatally wounded by the shockwave.
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Both lose to Emerson.

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Both lose to Emerson.
And then you bring Rotten Rob into the equation... You really ARE trying to end the universe aren't you??!
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