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Old 02-11-2009, 11:49 PM   #11 (permalink)
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How are we really going to know who the winner is??? I don't see how Goldie and Rogan would even be able to call the fight!

Rogan: Wow, That huge beast just took him down and started throwing hammerfists!!!

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Old 02-12-2009, 07:52 AM   #12 (permalink)
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you forgot the Gameplanning and Mental Game advantages to the Gorilla Aaron.


Gorilla, TKO VIA ripping lesnar limb from limb.
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Old 02-13-2009, 06:21 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I heard this was the main event at UFC 100 Lesnar vs Jungle Beast
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Old 02-13-2009, 06:27 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I know how this will go down.

Both dudes enter the cage.

Brock: Dad, is that you?

Gorilla throws poop and Steve Mazagatti calls it a TKO.
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Old 02-13-2009, 10:20 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Seems pretty even to me


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Old 02-14-2009, 06:34 AM   #16 (permalink)
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i dont know about this one... i predict the fight to end with brock smiling and gorilla crying...

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Old 02-16-2009, 12:09 PM   #17 (permalink)
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errm this thread is disgusting....peta will never allow the abuse of an innocent animal. What has brock done to deserve such contempt
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Old 02-16-2009, 12:22 PM   #18 (permalink)
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This is all theoretical meng.

Although animals definitely do know what pain is, they have no concept of restraint in the face of a perceived threat, so gorilla by TKO.
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Old 02-17-2009, 07:56 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I have got to go with gorilla by arm bar we all know to expect striking from the gorilla so he will suprise us with his sub skills Also Brocks sub defences are weak so theres a good chance that ape might tear his arm off.
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Old 02-17-2009, 10:21 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Uh oh! It looks like the gorilla might end up training at the Jackson Camp!!!

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