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post #21 of 32 (permalink) Old 02-17-2009, 09:55 AM
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...wait a second....

I thought this was brock vs a gorilla? .. NOT brock vs TITO!
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post #22 of 32 (permalink) Old 02-17-2009, 10:03 AM
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With the killer grip the gorilla has I see this being its advantage no matter where this fight ends up. Although I predict a Lesnar win via gorilla DQ for small joint manipulation. Lesnar's ability to pick his nose will never be the same.

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post #23 of 32 (permalink) Old 02-22-2009, 05:43 PM
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i give the Gorilla an advantage in putting on effective gameplans and listening to own corner, so Brock might be in trouble ...
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LOL....but most adult male gorillas are more like 900 pounds. And keep in mind they can lift themselves into a tree with one arm. Adult male gorilla via royal beatdown and arm dismemberment.
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For shits and giggles cause this is one funny ass thread.

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post #26 of 32 (permalink) Old 08-03-2009, 09:29 PM
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hmmm.
I honestly think that Brock would get a taste of pain.
Considering the Gorilla is about 200 pounds bigger.
Although it would be an amazing fight to see.
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In what...a spelling bee? Gorilla.



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In what...a spelling bee? Gorilla.
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post #29 of 32 (permalink) Old 05-21-2012, 01:34 PM
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Oh come on, reading these answers makes my eyes bleed. If Brock Lesnar would fight with adult gorilla male, the gorilla would tear Brock to pieces in seconds. Do you even realize how strong gorillas are? The strenght ratio is about same as normal adult man and a little boy. Even some two times smaller chimp would win Brock easily. And secondly, Brock couldn't even deliver damage to gorilla at all, because gorillas have much thicher and stronger bones and limbs than humans. Some years ago, somewhere happened that a chimp ripped man's face and bited his nose off. After that the chimp ravaged he's legs and teared his arm off. And chimps are MUCH smaller than gorillas. You must be unbelievable idiots if you think that ANY human could EVER beat a gorilla in fight. Some random gorilla male would easily beat like five Brock Lesnars at same time and rip them to pieces. This was my only post, and I registered and wrote this only because I was furious, how stupid and oblivious people can be.
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Oh come on, reading these answers makes my eyes bleed. If Brock Lesnar would fight with adult gorilla male, the gorilla would tear Brock to pieces in seconds. Do you even realize how strong gorillas are? The strenght ratio is about same as normal adult man and a little boy. Even some two times smaller chimp would win Brock easily. And secondly, Brock couldn't even deliver damage to gorilla at all, because gorillas have much thicher and stronger bones and limbs than humans. Some years ago, somewhere happened that a chimp ripped man's face and bited his nose off. After that the chimp ravaged he's legs and teared his arm off. And chimps are MUCH smaller than gorillas. You must be unbelievable idiots if you think that ANY human could EVER beat a gorilla in fight. Some random gorilla male would easily beat like five Brock Lesnars at same time and rip them to pieces. This was my only post, and I registered and wrote this only because I was furious, how stupid and oblivious people can be.
Perhaps you should get a sense of humour, not take everything so seriously and stop resurrecting threads dating back 3 years.

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