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Aaronyman 02-11-2009 05:48 PM

Brock Lesnar vs. Adult Male Gorilla
 
Weighing in at 400lbs....GORILLA!!!




Weighing in at 290lbs....BROCK LESNAR



......

So lets analyze this....

Striking adv. to Brock
Wrestling adv. to Brock
BJJ adv. to Gorilla

predictions?

thoughts?

D.P. 02-11-2009 05:54 PM

I think Brock would get a taste of his own medicine.

Gorilla via tko by Donkey Kong punches

HeavyRob 02-11-2009 05:55 PM

I wouldn't say the striking advantage would go to either of them. They're pretty close to the same page.

fjurado 02-11-2009 06:03 PM

Animals really dont know what pain is. They will fight you to death. Gorilla will mangle him!!!:thumbsup:

Aaronyman 02-11-2009 06:06 PM

please keep in mind that the gorilla has been muzzled...this may effect his breathing which could have consequences when this fight hits the deep waters of the 4th and 5th round...

Quote:

Animals really dont know what pain is. They will fight you to death. Gorilla will mangle him!
yeah, isn't it fun to hit your cat knowing it can't feel pain?

attention 02-11-2009 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Aaronyman (Post 809818)
please keep in mind that the gorilla has been muzzled...this may effect his breathing which could have consequences when this fight hits the deep waters of the 4th and 5th round...
...
yeah, isn't it fun to hit your cat knowing it can't feel pain?

LOL!

wait a sec... Brock needs to be muzzled too then

Hmm... if the gorilla isnt wearing shorts, the I call Gorilla via bum smothering ;)

Aaronyman 02-11-2009 06:32 PM

if your considering to place a bet on this fight, it's also important to note this is a lowland gorilla, and NOT a mountain gorilla....alot of people instantly assume it's a mountain gorilla and therefore was training at altitude...that's just not the case here

Chrisl972 02-11-2009 06:46 PM

How are we really going to know who the winner is??? I don't see how Goldie and Rogan would even be able to call the fight!

Rogan: Wow, That huge beast just took him down and started throwing hammerfists!!!

Goldie: Which one Joe?

Rogan: Ummm, the one with the dick on his chest.

attention 02-11-2009 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaronyman (Post 809858)
if your considering to place a bet on this fight, it's also important to note this is a lowland gorilla, and NOT a mountain gorilla....alot of people instantly assume it's a mountain gorilla and therefore was training at altitude...that's just not the case here

Does the Gorilla have Jackson and Nurse in his corner?

Aaronyman 02-11-2009 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by attention (Post 809879)
Does the Gorilla have Jackson and Nurse in his corner?

unfortunately not....however he does have this guy....



he's the silverback's bjj trainer...and is the only man to kimura someone and also who can skip rope w/ his arms clasped.


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